Ask Or Dare Golden Freddy

Dare 13

"I DARE YOU TO MARRY MANGLE"

From ShelbyWalter

What? What do you mean by "marry"?

Mangle's 2nd Head: GoLDiE aNd mANglE aRE jUsT fRIenDs. . .

Me: Yeah! Wait, wait, wait! Hold on a second! I'm not going to-

Bonnie: *eye roll* You have to do it, pal. It's a dare.

Me: But I don't want to!

Mangle's 2nd Head: . . . Do wE rEAllY hAvE tO DO tHiS?

Mangle: I kinda agree with my 2nd head.. I don't want to do this...

Me: I can't get married, I'm just a little kid!

BB: I don't think little kids can get married...

Me: ...This dare has been overturned, due to the f-fact that I am just a child and M-Mangle is not.

Toy Bonnie/Bon-Bon: *strums guitar* How about a short one? Not a real wedding, but a FAKE one! BB will get you two "married"!

Mangle's 2nd Head: . . . OkAY. . .

Me: I'll do it, I guess... *nose scrunches* As long as we don't have to kiss!

Mangle: We won't.

~ FAKE WEDDING ~

BB: Do you blah, blah, blah? And to blah, blah, in the words of pizza and pancakes, blah, blah?

Me: Yesss...?

BB: Do you blah, blah, blah, blahhh? And to, blah, blah, blah, in the name of balloons, blah, blah, blah-bity?

Mangle: *nods*

BB: YOU TWO ARE NOW FAKE MARRIED TO EACH OTHER.

Me: Can we not be married anymore?

Mangle: Yeah, this is pretty....weird...

Mangle's 2nd Head: . . . I agREe.

BB: IN THE NAME OF ALL BALLOONS, MY SAVIOR BALLOONS, AND THE HOLY PIZZA, I DUB THESE TWO "UNMARRIED"!

Mangle & Me: YAY!

Mangle's 2nd Head: FiNaLLy!