The Signs As Teachers:
Aries: Gives lots of hands-on activities, but pretty strict.
Taurus: "You're just not APPLYING yourself!"
Gemini: Encourages debate and class discussion.
Cancer: Weekly parent-teacher conferences.
Leo: The hot teacher everyone has a crush on.
Virgo: "Your sentence is missing a period. MINUS FIVE POINTS!"
Libra: "Group projects are fun. You're only going to do group projects. I'm a great teacher."
Scorpio: Easily spots cheating and plagiarism.
Sagittarius: Field trips. Every. Single. Day.
Capricorn: Gives you projects and homework like you have NO LIFE.
Aquarius: The computers/art/physics/english/math/chemistry teacher.
Pisces: Goes off topic in the middle of a lecture.