Here you are my good sir or madam...
> 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. > > > > > 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a > LOSER. > > > > 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes > too. > > > 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. > > > > > 5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes > around. > > > > > 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's > we're going out > with you. > > > > 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares > us. > > > > > 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, > just tell us it's > that time of the month and nothing more. > > > 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us > think that our > mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. > > > > > 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. > > > > > 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's > just > wrong............ > > > > > 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your > friends will tell > us, if you don't. > > > > > 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. > > > 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet > Boys, *NSYNC, 98 > Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that > matter. > > > > 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the > time, but at least > we can stand up and go pee. > > > > > 16. Just cause you think you're always right, > doesn't mean that you > don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong." > > > > 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for > you, but it would be > nice if you did the same every once in a while. We > like to know that > you love us. > > > > > 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help > us make the plans > sometimes. > > > > > 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, > cause you might get > what you wish for. > > 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we > would say". That's > just mean. > > > 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up > with us and laugh > when we believe you. > > > > > 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but > we like yours > better anyway. > > > > > 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't > want a > relationship. > > > > > 24. PMS is not an excuse. > > > > > 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're > done, you should > put it up when you're done. > > > > > 26............ Don't tell us how cute your > ex-boyfriend was. That > doesn't turn us on. > > > > > 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is > through his > stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind. > > > > > 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be > that comfy with your > friends, but to us it's just wrong. > > 29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip > out our heart, > stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. > > > 30. And last but not least: We know you're not > always right, but we'll > pretend like you are anyway. Now make a wish . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . .. ... .... ...... ....... ....... ..... .... ... .. . .. ... .... ...... ....... ....... ..... .... ... .. . .. ... .... ...... ....... ....... ..... .... ... .. . .. ... .... ...... ....... ....... ..... .... ... .. . .. ... .... ...... ....... ....... ..... .... ... .. . .. ... .... ...... ....... ....... ..... .... ... .. . .. ... .... ...... ....... ....... ..... .... ... .. . STOP STOP STOP!!! Repost this in 1 minute and your wish will come true!
