Foxy's Date (#Choxy) Part 1

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Foxy: Oh my God hurry up lass!

Chica: Don't rush a laddy!

Bonnie: Yeah that's not the best thing to do.

Freddy: I'll check on her. *opens the door and Chica screams. Then he closes the door*...I have seen some stuff...

Foxy: FOR GODS SAKE FUCKING SAKE FINISH GETTING DRESSED ALREADY CHICA! YE LITTLE-

Chica: *swings the door open* I'm ready!

Foxy: Finally! You look nice.

Chica: You too. *twirls around in her yellow dress with white lace and pink dots* Now where are we going?

Foxy: The Cheesecake Factory!

Chica: Aw Foxy! That's so nice! But it'll be so expensive...

Foxy: I've saved up. Don't ye worry.

(Time skip: 1/2 an hour)

~They all arrive at The Cheesecake Factory~

Foxy: *opens door for Chica* After you.

Chica: Thank you. *walks in*

Bonnie and Freddy: *walk in*

Foxy: *walks in behind them and they find two tables*

Bonnie: So Freddy and I will sit at our own table and you two can be alone.

Foxy: *whispers* Aye! Thanks matie.

Bonnie: *whispers* Anytime. *sits down at a table with Freddy*

Foxy: *sits down at their table with Chica* What shall we have?

Chica: Don't rush me! I'm not good at making decisions.

Foxy: Sorry lass. Do you want me to start us off with some bread for an appetizer?

Chica: Yeah.

Bonnie: They're so cute.

Freddy: *sarcastically* Wow such a guy thing to say.

Bonnie: Are you calling me a girl?

Freddy: If the bowtie fits...

Bonnie: Shut up! I will kill you!

Freddy: You better not fucking do this...shh! The waitress is coming.

Waitress: Hello and welcome to The Cheesecake Factory! How may I help you?

Bonnie: We'll start of with some bread for an appetizer. I'll have a Coke.

Freddy: And I'll have a Sprite. We haven't decided our main course yet

Bonnie: *looks at Freddy* Thanks.

Freddy: *quoting Bonnie* "Anytime."

Bonnie: *sighs*

Waitress: I'll come when two are ready. Is this your first date?

Freddy: *burst out laughing but Bonnie covers his mouth*

Bonnie: Oh you have the wrong idea. We're just friends. *mutters half to himself and Freddy* And we're straight... (A/N: No offense to anyone who is bisexual or gay out there.)

Waitress: Oh sorry! I'll be right back with your appetizer. *leaves*

Bonnie: *uncovers Freddy's mouth*

Freddy: *burst out laughing and pounds his fist on the table* Wow! S-she really thought we were together! H-how could I even d-date someone like you?!?

Bonnie: You better shut up!

Foxy: You know what, we should just have some fried chicken.

Chica: *turns pale and hyperventilates*

Foxy: No! I mean...we should have some rabbits foot.

Bonnie: *overhears* Hey!

Foxy: You're a bunny, mate!

Bonnie: Still! It's not like Chica would want to have duck legs.

Chica: *pounds both fist down* I'M NOT A DUCK!!!

Bonnie: Exactly! She wouldn't want to eat chi-...that or duck because it's just too closely related and disgusting.

Chica: *raises legs* Do you see webbed feet?!? DO YOU?!?

Bonnie: You don't even have fucking chicken feet.

Chica: I just wanted to get that across!

Foxy: What about some honey?

Freddy: The honey's all mine! How would you feel if we just ate fox cubs for dinner?

Foxy: Fine! Get rid of those God damn kids! Only the adult foxes I can deal with!

Chica: Fucking stop! How about we all get some crab cakes?

Everyone: *nods in agreement as waitresses come to both tables. They order crab cakes and two bottles of champagne instead of their other drinks for the stressful night*

(Time skip: 20 minutes)

Chica: The crab cakes and champagnes are here! *a bottle of champagne and 2 crab cakes each goes to the two tables*

Foxy: Let's eat!

Chica: My quote, fox brain!

Everyone: *starts laughing so hard and pounding their fist against the table. Then a waiter comes to the tables*

Waiter: Guest have complained about you four being too loud. You need to leave.

Everyone: *stop dead and get quiet. Then Foxy winks at them*

Foxy: We're sorry. We'll leave...GRAB THE STUFF!

Everyone: *they grab the crab cakes and champagnes and run to the doors*

Chica: *grabs someone's pizza*

Everyone: *they run to the car and drive back to the house*

(Time skip: 1/2 an hour)

~They make it to the house~

Chica: I can't believe we made it home!

Bonnie: Good idea, Foxy.

Foxy: I wasn't going to waist crab cakes and champagnes!

Everyone: *starts laughing and goes into the kitchen to play flip cups, 7 minutes in heaven, and other games*
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Hai! I hope you enjoyed that chapter! I have to admit that it would be pretty fun to take food from The Cheesecake Factory. Now I want some crab cake. Dammit! Anyways, see ya later!

Have a great day and go snuggle a kitten! And stay strong, Flame Army.

-FlameGamer24

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 20, 2015 ⏰

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