Zodiac Signs + One Shots

24. The Signs In A Robbery

I'd probably climb out the window tbh.

Aries: Either goes complete track star on you or cries there's no in between.

Taurus: Gets extremely pissed and rips your throat out...don't fuck with them.

Gemini: "I WILL CHASE YOU AROUND THE EARTH I HAVE NO PLANS!!"

Cancer: "OMG HEY, oh my god they jus - omg can someone please, oh my god - are you fucking kidding me - oh my god."

Leo: Throws the biggest hissy fit that it causes and earthquake and kills the robber; casually picks up their shit.

Virgo: Five years past and Virgo's at your bed, prepared to cut your throat. Their Giant Eagle Awards card was in it and they didn't get discounts that day so ever since then, they've been hunting you down since day one.

Libra: Cries.

Scorpio: You'd think they'd whip someone's ass but in reality, most of them would just have someone else take care of it.

Sagittarius: Depends on what they took. If it's money, they go ape shit. If it's something they don't really care about, they'll just buy another one.

Capricorn: They couldn't get away from you even if they tried. No one can ever out run a Capricorn.

Aquarius: Same as Sagittarius pretty much.

Pisces: " oh HELL NAW MY VIAGRA PILLS ARE IN THERE I nEeD THOSE."