My Name is Jeff........

Jeff Saves The World

20 years later.... The world is about to end. And the one who is about to end the world is Jeff's rival, Señor Jeff. Jeff flies into space and creates a black hole and grabs Señor Jeff and throws himself and Señor Jeff into the black hole. And Jeff's final words before he saved the human race was.........."my name is jeff." Some people thought he said " my toilet is Jeff." And the lesson of this story is I was on the toilet while writing this.