"I'm moving back to London." I said as I looked at my Texanese and Filhoe friend's.
*Thea scream here*
"I thought we had something special." Gertrude said as she started crying.
"Gertrude, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE, YOU BIATCH!" Jasmean yelled with her filhoe accented voice.
"Y'all are so noisy, shut up." Belle Rebel said as she was reading Lashton smut.
"But I ne-" I was saying but Yannuh cut me off.
"Remember the guy you were telling us about, the one you met in the toilet back in London and it kinda went like "Oops" "Hi"." She said while eating my nachos.
"Yes, yes go back to London so I can write smuts about the both of you." Jasmean said while grinning.
"What was the guy's name again?" Tharantado asked me with her smol af voice.
"I think it was Louis, Louis Tomlinson." I said.
"Noice, noice." Belle Rebel said
"Harry + Louis = Larry, omg it's so perfect I'm fangirling I'm im im...." Gertrude said as she fainted.
"I'm Fernandu and I ship Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson and they butt sex everywhere." Fernandu said with a flying kiss as the others laugh.
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Author's note: This is the craziest book I've ever written lmao and this chapter is dedicated to @connors_husband lmao, you should be honored fernando you dick.
