Me, Myself, and Everyone Else

The End... Or Not Quite. :)

(in dorm room)

Silica: Hey Tidami?

Tidami: Yea?

Silica: I can't wait until we're sisters and we get an awesome family.

Tidami: Yes! We will always be sisters! Then we can actually be family, right?

Silica: Yup!

Tidami: Yay! I wanna get adopted.... When do you think we'll get adopted?

Silica: I dunno, but we have been really good for the past couple of weeks, so I bet we'll be taken off the "bad kids list" in no time!

Tidami: Can we just get adopted now? We've been here FOREVER.

Silica: Yea, not counting the other orphanages, we've been at this one for almost a year.

Tidami: Can we now leave please?

Silica: I wish.... *sigh* Hey, next week a whole buncha people are gonna come adopt people, we just gotta hold out, and be the best of the best!

Tidami: Cross your fingers!

Silica: I shall cross everything I have!!!

(Next week when people come in to examine the orphans)

Orderly: Tidami, Silica, I don't know what... but your strange and unusual behavior makes it seem like you are either improving yourselves... or plotting my downfall.

Silica: *whispering to Tidami* maybe a bit of both

Orderly: However, as this is a big chance for you, I am taking you off the list and pray that you get taken away as to remove my big rash.

Tidami: Thank you kind sir.

Silica: Yes, and be sure to use lots of ointment. I wish you well. *forces unnatural smile

Orderly: *slowly backs away*

Tidami: *grin* Thank you.

Silica: Tidami. Tidami. Tidami. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!!????

Tidami: *flips out* YESYESYES THIS IT IT!

Silica: Okay, okay, okay, let's go stare imploringly at strangers!!!

Tidami: Uhh.... ok. :)

*stares at passing adults*

Silica: See any that look like good parents??

Tidami: maybe less staring wait. Wait isn't that the lady that we begged from?!

Silica: What lady that we- OMIGOSH. WOAH. IT'S HER. GOGOGOGO STARE IMPLORINGLY

Tidami: No staring imploringly! Just act human! Or like, semi human.

Lady: *sees Tidami and Silica and gasps* Omigosh, I am so sorry! What happened to you guys??? I am so sorry for your loss! *tears up*

Tidami: Uhh.... Hello....

Silica: *whispering to Tidami* shoot last time she saw us we had parents.

Tidami: No we didnt! Last time she saw us we were running away from our problems...

Silica: No, I meant she THOUGHT we had parents. Then we took her money!

Tidami: Well now we don't.... I guess....

Silica: I feel kinda bad

Tidami: Yea..... Well we did have actual problems...right?

Silica: err, yea. But, she's totally mother material, soooo, I think we should go for it!

Tidami: Ok well.... you introduce us please please please.

Silica: Fine. *out loud* Uhh, I'm Silica. And this here's Tidami.

Lady: Okay, Silica, Tidami, I'm happy you guys are still okay. I hope the loss wasn't too much for you.

Silica: Okay, weeeeeeell. Here's the thing. We both feel bad about it, but we weren't truthful with you when we asked for money. We ran away from here and needed money to get buy. And... we're really sorry, I hope we can make it up to you!

Tidami: Please can we make it up to you?

Lady: *surprised* well, I understand that you guys were in need, but I hope you will be more truthful in the future.

Silica: yea! *smiles painfully*

Tidami: *blushing shyly* sorry for lying... we just couldn't stand being here any longer

Lady: *nodding in sympathy* I understand. I think... I would have done the same thing. *smiles broadly* Tell you what, since you can't stand this place, I can take you guys away from here.

Tidami: *crosses fingers and mutters* not to prison not to prison not to prison

Silica: *silently prays with Tidami*

Lady: You think I'm gonna put you in jail???

Silica: Where else would you take us?

Lady: Uh I was talking about to my house.

Silica: Tidami this is worse than we thought. She's a police officer. And she lives at work.

Tidami: oh no.

Lady: *faceplams* I'm not a police officer, I meant I was going to adopt you.

Silica: ..................

Tidami: You were???? Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

Silica: *BOWS DOWN ALL THE WAY ONTO THE FLOOR*

Lady: *blushes* Okay, alright. Just lemme fill out the paperwork. Be back soon.

Tidami: *happycrying and nodding frantically* Silica we're getting adopteeeeed!

Silica: *SQUEALLL!!* *both rock back and forth until lady comes back*

Tidami: *runs up and hugs her*

Lady: Oof! Silica, you too!

Silica: *also hugs* YAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYAY

Lady: Okay come on, we're going to my house now.