Unexpected: Louis Tomlinson fanfic.

Chapter 2 Take that fucker

Hey guys hope you like it I hope it's not confusing!!!

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'I knew you were trouble when you .....' Crash smash wollap

'Shut the fuck up bitch urghhhh '

It was 6:30 am and I had just smashed my alarm clock for the 4th time as it played another stupid Taylor swift song (sorry swifties but I hate her I apologise don't hate me!!!)

Time to get up as I had work today at the lovely Starbucks as I hauled myself out of bed I noticed a nice big pile of stuffing on the floor laying next to that was my favourite pillow and next to that was the culprit my little jack Russell dog Lucy I love her to pieces but she didn't half get on my nerves with the amount of things that she chewed even being 5 years old she still chews anything she can get her little paws on. I huffed and bent down to scratch her head she looked up at me with mischief in her eyes and started wagging her little tail " what are we gonna do with you huh?" She got up and headed to the back door I followed her and let her out and stuck the kettle on along with the radio I had 1 hour and 30 minutes till I had work so I had enough time to wash and dress and most importantly EAT I love love loveeee food but I limit myself otherwise I would be the size of a mansion if I ate what I wanted but hey ho.. One way or another I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meet cha meet cha meet cha meet cha one way or another .... I was interrupted by a small whining I looked to the door and saw a very wet looking dog haha I was so engrossed in singing that I had forgot to let Lucy in hahha "aww sorry baby aww dids" I dried her off and she gave me what looked like a scowl as she waddled back to bed "bye then grumpy " I grumbled to myself whilst making a cup of tea I made some toast and sat and ate breakfast before hopping onto the shower and getting dressed onto my dark blue skinny jeans and black Starbucks top before tying my annoyingly straight dirty blonde hair into a scruffy bun putting on a thin layer of mascara onto my long lashes spraying on my favourite perfume daisy chucking on my oversized hoody I love oversized hoodies this is actually my dads from years back but I still wear it now and choosing out a pair of bright blue pumps grabbing my keys and dog getting in my typical blue mini with Lucy in the passenger seat and driving to my parents house to drop Lucy off we have roter of who has her as she doesn't like being cooped up in my bungalow flat for a long time so she goes and stays with my parents and their dogs so she can run around with all the dogs on their land. Saying goodbye to my mum I sped off to work

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4 hours later

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"Omg Brazz shut up arghhhhhh!" Poppy moaned "why is wittle pwoppy woppy all embarrassed coz that really ugly guy gave u his number wumber " ilham Bethany and me were stood taking the mic out of poppy after and I'm not one to judge but a really ugly fat pig faced guy tried to flirt with her winked and gave her his number walked of miming call me to her we all saw and wet our selves (not literally) because it was just one of those moments that u can't describe with words "haha I can't it's just ahaahah omg" ilham coughed out. "Ok I'm going for a break to try and calm down oh and don't forget about the customers"I said whilst pointing to the large queue of some annoyed looking customers and some humoured by our little laughing fit.

As I stood out back I pulled out my new iPhone 5 and started texting an old friend from school she was meant to be coming down this weekend but said she couldn't make it as she had family issues at the moment I texted back saying it was fine and that I was here if she needed me. As I was about to go back in I noticed a hooded figure making their way towards me for many people this would be a very scary situation but for me this is fun I had been in enough of these situations to know what they wanted my phone and know what to do beat the shit out of them the closer they got the clearer they got it was a dude he was very muscly and had very sharp features but dull green eyes he stood in front of me trying to stare me down he towered over me as I was very short I swear i must have stopped growing when I was 15 to be this short, I did a long look up and down his body to make him feel uncomfortable when I looked up at him I had a huge smirk on my lips "what the fuck?" He muttered obviously confused as to why I was smirking he stood closer to me our foreheads almost touching trying to make me scared but I just giggled thinking of what I will do if he moves any closer my giggles must of raged him as he gave me a hard shove into the brick wall getting a grunt from me as It took the wind out of me I looked at him this time he was smirking but it didn't last long he was stood a bit away from me so I sauntered up to him and I saw a flash of confusion cross his face until he recovered into a forced smirk I slowly slung my arms around his neck whilst looking him straight in the eyes his face folded back to confusion which made my smirk grow loads I drew my right hand back and lashed across his face I then need him in his grossly hard crotch I pulled him up from his hunched over position and kneed him repeatedly in his stomach he fell to the ground with a thud I pushed him onto his back with my foot whilst suductivly climbing on top of him I grabbed his face and harshly twisted it to look at me I gave him a hard punch to his face getting a loud grunt from him I then threw another two one to his nose and the other to his eye "please" he whined "stop!" He grunted "u fucking started it" I threw a hard punch to his stomach then face before crawling off of him and standing up "now get the fuck out of here and if I see u again I shall torturingly remove your tiny balls from your tiny dick now piss off!!" I yelled at him before spitting on him and walking back inside. Shit I felt super dizzy all I heard was a crash of metal before everything went black " oh shit Bryony , chubz Brazz fuck she's bleeding " this is what I heard when I came round from passing out I was laid on the floor out the back of Starbucks " uhh it's not my blood" I moaned "what the fuck happened then coz there's blood on you?" Ilham asked "a fucker out back tried to mug me so I beat the little shit to fuck" I sed whilst climbing into a chair "shit my head hurts" I felt the back of my head where a big lump had formed and blood was oozing into my hair "ahh fuck I must have wacked my head when he shoved me into the wall the little shit " I groaned "Bryony why didn't you just leg it inside ?" Bethany asked I gave her my ' why the fuck would I do that ' look "oh yeah I forgot how much you like to kick ass" Bubz sighed "yep that's me now help me get cleaned up" "don't you think we should go hospital u have a nice slash there Brazz?" Poppy asked like the mummy figure she is " nope I just need that's shits blood off my hands" " if that's his blood on your hands then I would hate to see his face ahaahah" Iham giggled " it was a shame he was quite hot actually" it wasn't a big deal when shit like this happens with me they are used to it by now i've had loads of shit pulled on me and I'm always getting into fights not just pussy reasons I fight if I have to defends something or someone and it gives me a good rush I'm used to fighting with my upbringing and ilham know that better than anyone " come on Brazz better get you home you need to rest" poppy worries too much " yes mum" I said with a salute before walking to get my stuff and heading to the door " woahh there you ain't driving now" poppy said "oh and how did I know you were about to say that" I chucked my keys to her with a giggle "come on I thought you said I needed the rest mum?" I said to poppy in a baby voice " fine I suppose I will take you home" poppy huffed " thank you" we got to my car and I looked around the street when my eyes set upon a staggering figure " here poppy that's the guy" she looked at him just as he saw me fear showed easily on his face as I gave him a sarcastic wave and smile he quickly turned and rushed off "that's it run fucker" I almost cheered "what are we gonna do with u Brazz?" Poppy smirked " you know there was no way in hell he was getting my phone" "yeah I know but one day ur gonna get hurt you know that?" Poppy lectured... That day has been and gone I thought to myself.....

It won't happen again!