Queer eye for the straight guy

In a maternity room a mother looked down at her two new baby twins. She could not have been happier, being blessed with a baby girl and a baby boy. But she was also worried.  

“Have you given them names yet, Mrs. Lanluck?” the midwife said entering the room.

“I have thought of Kelly for the girl…” she replied cradling the female in her arms.

“Kelly is a nice name… but what about the little boy?” the midwife looked down at the male lying in his plastic box. Mrs. Lanluck placed her hand in the box thought a hole in the side, and held her baby’s hand.

“Matthew” she said with a smile “Matthew was my grandfather, a bored service. He had got cancer 3 times before he died. My mother said nothing would take him down!” the midwife smiled as she watched Mrs. Lanluck stroked Matthew’s cheek.

“I’m going to have to take Matthew back to the ER now. “The midwife muttered shutting the door where Matthew’s mother’s hand was. Mrs. Lanluck started to worry more and more about her little son, the midwife could see this in her face. “I’m sure that with a strong name like Matthew and a loving mother like you, he could pull through this” she said to try and confute her.

-18 ½ years later-

Mrs Lanluck picked up a small picture frame from the mantel place. Inside was a picture of little Matthew when he was in the hospital. A small tear formed from the corner of one of her eyes.

“MUM!!” came screeching down the stairs making Mrs Lanluck jump. “Matthew stole my eyeliner!!!” sighing she reluctantly walked up stairs to sort out the little tiff of her to children.

There as she predicted was Matthew and Kelly stood on the landing both just about ready to punch each other in the face.

“Now now, you are both 18 years of age… please can we act like it!!” Mrs Lanluck pulled the eyeliner from Matthew’s hand and placed it in Kelly’s. “Now hurry up and get ready… or your going to be late for college.”

Once the twin’s mother went back down stairs, Kelly waggled her middle finger in poor Matthew’s face. Kelly was bigger the Matthew, she had long blond hair and a figurer to die for. She knows this of corse, as she wears very short skirts and low cut tops, to show of her sexy legs and huge chest.

Matthew on the other hand was smaller and thinner, he had jet back hair with blond roots poking out the top, and was carelessly placed in a style that he had done for years. As for his clothes, he wears baggy tops (that made him look thinner) and tight skinny genes. He also has one of his ears prised in 3 places and a lip ring in the top corner of his mouth.

Needless to say both the twins parents was not happy with ether their looks.

Once in the car Kelly started to tease him about the latest roomers about his friends.

“You know, I’ve herd that Josh and Sean are going out…” she mocked. Sighing Matthew didn’t retaliate to the comment from his sister. “It won’t be long till you tell us your gay!! Everyone is taking bets on when you will come out!! I have July!” she kept poking at poor Matthew, trying to get some response. But they were both unaware that their mother was listening to everything that was being said.

Once they all arrived at college, Kelly got out and went right to her boyfriend and his mates.

“Matthew I need to talk to you.” His mother said just as he opened the door to the car.

“What is it mother?” he answered not knowing what his mother was about to say.

“Are you sure you want your friends to stay over this week end. I mean you know what your father is like with… well… you know…”

“With gays!” Matthew snapped “and yes!! I do want them to stay over.”

“Well be careful… if your father was to find out that they are… gay… then you know what will happen.” Mrs Lanluck warned her child.

“Don’t worry mum, everything should go fine!” Matthew got out the car and walked to his mother's window.

“Don’t forget your father will be picking you both up from college to day”

“I know…” He shouted as he made his way towards the college.

After saying good bye to his mother Matthew made his way to his first class. A-level maths, perfect the only lesson his sister is in with him. Slumping down in his chair he didn’t even notice his friends behind him. Until he felt two hands on his shoulders.

“Don’t say hi to us then?” looking up Matthew saw two smiling face staring at him.

“Sorry guys I didn’t see you there.” He said while watching Josh sit down next to him and pulls Sean on his knee.

Josh and Sean were clones of each other. They both looked nearly exactly the same; they both had dark brown hair that was shoulder length. Both of them had ice blue eyes and almost had the exactly same clothes on, like they called each other and agreed what to ware. But, there was on big difference between them. Josh has a tattoo of a black rose on the right hand side of his neck.

Matthew and the boys had been friend’s sins primary school. But Josh annoyed him a lot, this is because he always had to be better then every one. And he was. Josh was super popular and got what he wanted. He also had to have all the attention, a perfect example that Matthew could remembers was Josh standing up in front of the whole assembly hall screaming that he was gay and there was nothing that anyone could do about it. Matthew never quite know why he did it, maybe something just snapped in his brain.

Sean on the other hand was quite, and never said anything to upset anyone. Thinking about it Matthew now if he was not in their little trio then Josh and him would a stopped being friend along time a go.

Matthew doesn't have anything agent gays, he thinks that people should be happy with who they want. But Matthew never did like Josh and Sean being together, this was mostly because Josh pulled Sean out of the cupboard kicking and screaming, and he treats Sean like he’s a little dog. Matthew also know that there was nothing he could do about them, as they were happy together. Well they looked happy together.

After the lesson the three boys went and sat on the fields at the back of the college. The boys were having an awesome time till Sean had to get to lesson, leaving Josh and Matthew in the field on their own. This was never a good thing.

Every time Josh was left with Matthew he would always dare him to do things, and call him chicken till he did it. And today was no exception.

"Hey, Matthew" Josh said knocking Matthew out of his daydream, "I dare you to go and kiss him over there!"

Matthew turned to look behind him. "HIM!!" he exclaimed. The person Josh had pointed to was none other then Kevin.

Kevin was a big strong guy who hated Matthew and his friends, he was also very homophobic. He was also captain of the football team, but the worst thing was that there was roomers that he had killed someone. Matthew had never believes this, oh and another thing to make matters worst, Kevin was Kelly's boyfriend.

"I can't kiss him!!" Matthew exclaimed once more "1 he would kick the shit out of me and 2 my sister would kill me!!"

Josh signed, “Okay you have a point. But I still dare you to kiss a boy; I guess you can choose who it is.”

“Fine, fine.” Matthew agreed, not being bothered to start an argument. “But I’m choosing when I do it.”

“Deal, but I have to be present. Or it doesn’t count.” Josh winked at Matthew sending chills down his spine.

‘Perfect’ Matthew thought to him self. ‘I just agreed to kiss a male.’ The bell for next lesson rang at the two boys got ready to go to double art. 

On the way to art, Matthew couldn’t think of anything but his dare. It almost made him walk into 5 people in the corridor. What was he going to do? In are he could not concentrate on his work. This was because there was one question going through his head…

‘Who should I kiss…???’