What you are

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Dumbass, retarded, piece of absolute shit with a desire for cock and strong homosexual tendencies. That's what you are. Fucking cumbag. World-Class piece of shit. You seriously have some issues, might I proclaim. Your intelligence is far below the acceptable norm. You mentally deficient fuck. Your personal hygiene is quite inadequate. You smell like fucking shit. You're a disgusting pig that I find utterly repulsive. Not to mention you're a faggot. Are you even human? You gross ass, subhuman piece of filth. You poor excuse for a three dimensional being. Lolz. Oh, and what is that hanging in excess on the posterior of your skeletal system? Yes, that flabby nonsense that makes you look like a goddamn Pillsbury doughboy. The wildly apparent excess of lard you got there. Yeah, tubby. You're a fat sack of shit. Quite evidently, you've been having quite a fucking number of big macs. You're gonna get diabetes and die of a stroke you fat, unappealing fuck. Seek help. No actually, I don't give a shit what you do. Fatass.

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