Okay I hope you like my book!!! Because I think it sucks p.s if u like my buk go die in a river while fucking a boy or girl watevs
I'm baaaaaaaaaaack...wam?! I didn't write this why the hell will I tell people who love my book to die while f*king a boy or girl?! Ugh...great just great it was prob my most trusted cousin.I was being sarcastic I don't trust them at all. Just great now y'all gonna hate on me*sighs*I will catch the person that and they will regret ever doing this and I did not even put a picture of me cause I will never do that!!!! Great 'n' I've already published this book ugh...the world is a wicked place
Oh and guessie what it didn't even rain today...fuck you poesideoin!!!...whoops I shouldn't be cusing poe-poe (and yes I intentionally spelt it that way)okay bye oh and look who turned seventeen today?dis girl dat's who.woop!!!woop!!!.okay peace out oh and today I and my friend almost got arrested and my mum was really,really mad actually mad,furious and angry is an understatement .suddenly I'm in the mood for fast and furious and before you ask yes,I do like fast and furious oh wat am I saying I love it!!!! Oh and i'm a sucker for Disney movies like...sky high!!!and finding nemo those are my favourie but again I love all Disney movies and Disney Pixar movies is there a difference I don't even know oh and you're probs wondering how did I almost get arrested okay so funny story...
*flashback*
"Hey Lola! Wanna take a drive around town?"I asked my best friend from since I was born "Okay but first..."
2 hours later
I and lola were drunk and its not even my fault this time:D XD anyways we were high "To the batmobile!!!"I screamed "Come on robin we have a whole city to save and a joker to destroy" "Yes batman!!!"i yelled and then suddenly I was superman and Lola was wonderwoman "Come on wonderwoman!!!" "Yes Superman"Lola said and then I was oliver and she was Roy.no fair I wanted to be Roy."Come on roy we have to find canary"i said "Yes oliver!!!"she yelled .green arrow and red arrow Shessh do you guys even watch arrow? and no there's no superhero you can name that I don't know. Then I was captain america "avengers assemble!!!"I yelled then I and Lola ran to my mum's car and drove right through the garage "Let's go boonducks style!!!"I yelled and the I I made the car speed, more than it was meant to and the speed-thingy was way past what the police said it was meant to be we were going fast and furious style "We are on the ArgoII to find percyyyyy!!!!!! Because Stupid Hera did something!!!!!! And smelly Zeus closed Olympus because some idiotic fool came to tell him to do that oh and all we got in extange for Percy was a really ugly jasoooooon and a messed up girl called pipeeeeeeeer and a really annoying guy called leoooooooo oh,oh,oh and sassy annabeth is looking for Percy whose head got stuck in a treeeeeeee oh what a shopping spreeeeeeeee!!!!!"i sang loudly.nooooooo!!!!! I just insulted....I shall kill Lola for this.okay so we were causing a trafficking jam forcing our way in front of cars and before you know it the cops were right behind us then their car pulled up beside us and the one driving stopped the car and the other two came out .I swear it would have been better if the the swat was after us so the cops tell us to get out of the car and they take us to their car and took us to jail a while after my and Lola's parents come to bail us out when we got home my mum yelled at me and my dad was disappointed and guess what I did? I laughed so I got grounded for two months so yeah
Bait
Oh and hey I really love bait it is freaking awesome okay
So a freak tsunami traps some people in a grocery store and they try to escape very few people survived so there are two sharks a great white and a hammerhead so this guy called josh kill the sharks and I swear josh is cute that cute is an understatement
Favorite Characters
Josh and Jamie♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
