Oops I'm Dead

Whoops

My belly button screamed as I pulled my shirt over it. It had been doing this everyday since I was born. Today I had enough. I pulled out a knife and stabbed it. It screamed in agony then went silent. But wait, my belly button was a part of me, and by stabbing it I had stabbed my vital organs. Blood poured out of the wound and I died

                   The end