*Obama*
I had a hard day at work. I cam home to my wife cooking. COOK THEM IN SOME EGGS BITCH. I took the opportunity to go to my daughters room because she was at school. I grabbed her cat and took it to the oval office. I fucked that cat in the ass. That would be a weird species. My daughter came in half way through fucking the cat in the ass. Long story short im homeless and have no family. I got caught playing with the pooty tang.
