Hello?
Hey.
So, what's up?
Nothing-- Oh, I wanted to tell you something...
What, that you love me?
Well, you already know that I love you. But, it's about that.
What do you mean?
Um.... How do I tell you this..... I, um, I, you, we...
Dude, the clock is ticking.
Hey, calm down chica. I'm serious. You really gonna need to calm down before you hear this.
Is it that bad?
Well, yes and no...
Just get to the point, please.
Ok. Um, well you see, our relationship, it's been great...
Wait, what do you you mean "It's been"? Oh my goodness...
Wait, it's not what you think at all. It's just that I've been having second thoughts about this, that's all.
Second thoughts?
Yeah, like "Should we really be together?" stuff like that. But nothing dramatic like that.
...
Hello?
I'm still there.
Look, what I'm trying to say is, I found this other girl, and we have a stronger connection... I think I want to be with her instead.
So this is just your "Nice" way of breaking up with me?
No, I... I'm sorry you had to find out this way...
So, what you're saying is, you have more love for the girl you've been with for 5 weeks than the girl you've been with for 5 years...
How'd you know?
The chick flirts with everything she sees in pants. Lately, I noticed that she gives you more attention than she usually does, which was close to none. I'm not saying she's a... let me not say that. Yeah, she's prettier than me, dresses better than me, is better than me. And now that she has you, she finally has everything. I just can't believe you fell for her.
No, it not like that...
You don't have to explain. You wanna get with her, go ahead. I can't force you to stay in a relationship that isn't working for you. Even if it tears me to pieces. I'll just have to deal with the fact that you don't want to be with me anymore.
You make me feel like I just killed you...
You kind of did. But I just guess I'll have to bring myself back to life.
Please, I'm so sorry, I didn't plan for this, but it wouldn't be right for me not to tell you. Please, please don't cry.
I can't cry for long. This is just like skinning your knees. When it happens often, you're used to the pain... But it still stings.
I'm sorry...
Don't be. but if it doesn't work out, I could find you someone else.
Would it be you?
Surprisingly, no. Because the fact that you're doing this now, all those times you've said you love me doesn't matter anymore. What makes you think they'll matter in the future? You doing this proves to me that you never loved me in the first place.
Oh...
Look, that doesn't mean if you said "I love you" now it wouldn't matter, just not as much as it did before.
I did love you, it's just not as strong anymore...
No, you didn't love me, because if you did, you would still love me now, and it would be stronger than before. I did love you strongly, but I guess I didn't love you enough... I still love you, but if the feeling isn't mutual, what am I supposed to do?
To tell you the truth, that hurts.
I'm sorry. Well, congratulations on your new girlfriend. I really hope you guys have it better than we did. I really do still love you, and I love you too much to see you suffer if your with me. I' m sorry I wasted 5 years of your life. Bye...
Wait!
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*Ring* Hello?
Hey! What's up man, you sound down.
Bro, do you think I'd be a fool if I let my girl go?
Heck, yeah! You'd be the King of Fools, man! How could you let go of somebody like that? I mean, if you did, you'd never find anyone that could compare to her. Huh, 5 years! Wait... Don't tell me you...
Uh, yeah.
I should kill you...
