Hi, my name is Tarlia, you're probably thinking why am I telling you my name, well that's a good question, I'm telling you because it's going to be important in this story. For those of you who like Lady Gaga, you'll probably like this. I hope you enjoy it.
I was woken up by the sound of her sister calling her down for college. "wake up Tarlia, you're going to be late!".
"Coming" I replied, because I was getting out of bed so quickly when I got down stairs my sister stood there laughing at me.
"What are you laughing at?" I asked getting rather annoyed.
"You're wearing your pj's".
"Oops!" I said as I ran up stairs racing to wear anything but my pj's.
As I came back down there was a knock at the door.
"Oh who could that be this morning?" my sister said rather angry.
She opened the door and it was her best friend Sarah.
"Oh good, I caught you just in time, you can't go outside Stephani!" she said slamming the door shut and standing in her way.
Me and Stephani looked at each other.
"What again? This happened yesterday though, why can't they just go away!" I said.
"They won't go away because they know you're here, you're a top celebrity, once they know where you live they'll never leave you alone" Sarah said.
"Oh that's just great, for the next three years I'm going to be stalked by Paparazzi".
"Well whatever we do we need to get you to college, now! As you're running late I'll drop you off".
"Thanks".
We got to college just in time.
"Bye, see you at home Tarlia" Stephani called out as she was getting in her car.
"Bye sis".
I walked into the classroom and who was sitting in the seat next to mine, James Lickwood, I knew that when he saw me he'd ask the dreaded question about my sister and of course because I love her, I tell him where to stick it but it doesn't stop him asking it every time he sees me, it's so annoying.
"Hello Tarlia, how's Gaga?" James asked.
"Hello James, how's your arse?!" I replied.
"She likes me, doesn't she? You just don't want to tell me because she'll stop hanging around with you".
"No, she doesn't actually, she thinks the same as me, she thinks that your a stupid moron who seriously needs to get a life, rather than bothering someone younger than him!".
"Fine, I'll ask her myself" he said, knowing that that would make me angry because I tried everything to make sure she was always safe even though it should be the other way around but I don't mind, she's my sister.
"You do that".
Then the teacher came in.
"Good morning class" said Mr Stur.
"Good morning Mr Stur" we all said back.
"Where is Tarlia Germanotta?".
"Here Sir" I said raising my arm.
"You have homework for me?" Mr Stur said with one eye brow up.
"Err, I haven't done it yet, I'm sorry Sir, my sister and I had some big problems last night as she's a celebrity and there were too many Paparazzi for her to handle and it took us two hours to get rid of them".
"Well you should know better than anyone Tarlia that not handing in your homework is very bad but lying is even worse and I'm shocked to hear it off you, I'm very disappointed in you Tarlia".
"But Sir, I'm telling the truth".
"Tarlia, I will not have this. Detention!".
Great, now I had detention thanks to those idiotic Paparazzi.
If you like this, let me know guys and I'll write more. =)
