North America + Magic = Total Chaos(Hetalia/Harry Potter crossover)

1. Another 'Normal' Day With Mexico

Hai!! Thank you for reading this. It really means a lot. Again, sorry if the language is not completely accurate. I'm using Google Translate. This will also have REAL history facts. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!! Different languages will be in italics. THIS STORY WILL ALSO HAVE PARTS OF THE ANIME IN IT!!! I DONT OWN THOSE BITS!! WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SLIGHT RACISM.

PROPS TO ANIME13LOVE FOR HELPING ME WITH MEXICO'S PET'S NAME!!!

Video for the Chapter: Hetalia: Axis Powers Official Clip -- American Pop Art (The chappy is based on this one!!!! WATCH IT!!)

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Mexico's POV

I hate World Conferences. Mostly because we can't get anything done. I was having a lovely morning in my villa in Mexico City, when Germany called to summon me for a World Conference. Estupido bastardo. (Stupid bastard.) 

When I got there, I saw that my big hermano (Brother) Canada/Matthew was the first one in the room. Nobody else was in the room, except Kumajiro, so nobody would think I was talking to air. I quietly walked over and sat down in the chair next to him.

"Hola hermano," I said, smiling. Hopefully, my other hermano, America/Alfred would be late so I wouldn't have to see him. Canada was wearing his usual white parka and glasses. He was my favorite out of my 2 brothers. Canada was less of a pendejo. (Asshole.)

Matthew looked at me. "Hello Lupe. You're early, eh." I grinned cheerfully.

"That's because I wanna draw the pictures of us!! Iggy's drawing sucks and so boring!!" With that, I pranced over the  chalkboard and started drawing. 10 minutes later, the drawings were finished. France had an axe in his blonde head, Iggy was buried in his terrible scones, Alfred had his flag impaled in him, and more gruesome pictures of the other countries except Greece who's drawing had a bunch of cats and Japan who had sakura blossoms scattered around and a few more.

Suddenly, the door swung open to reveal all the countries, and unfortunately, America. He waltzed in with his signature bomber jacket with a 50 on the back and his usual confident look in his blue eyes.

"Hey dudes! The hero is here!" He stopped talking once he saw the pictures and sweatdropped. "Dudes, what the hell??" England and France scurried over to the chalkboard.

"What has happened to my beautiful face?!" France cried out. Iggy looked mortified.

"Who would do such a thing? Wait, I think I have an idea.." He turned to glare at me. "Mexico!"

I shrugged my shoulders under my poncho and waved. "Lo siento. (Sorry.)

Papa Spain looked at the his picture, which was a fat Spain surrounded by tomatoes, and laughed. "Marvavillosa! (Wonderful!) Even though she doesn't live with me any more, you can tell she's my daughter."

Greece yawned and moved his brown hair out of his eyes. "She should draw them more often." That made sense that he would agree because he and I got along pretty well.

Russia smiled innocently. "I agree with my sunflower."

 England drooped his shoulders. There was no arguing with Ivan, especially when he had an axe or a pipe. He could turn anyone into a pulp except me because he was practically my best friend.

China frowned and rubbed his chin. "This is not acceptable-aru! I will draw them from now on-aru." He wiped away my beautiful work and started drawing. When he was done, he revealed a detailed drawing of him surrounded by flowers with one in his hair. The only problem was, he looked like a girl.