Not cool!

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Blah Levi leaned forward blah blah blah while (f/n) was backed up against the wall, cornered by him.  Blah blah Levi cocked his head to the side sexily, "you've been a bad girl, you need to be punished" he whispered in her ear seductively, (f/n) blushed and looked away.  Levi grinned cockily....

Wait a minute!  That's not even realastic!  That bastard never smiles!  "Who wrote this?!" You cried angrily from inside your favorite bathroom stall aka the best hiding spot... Or so you HAD thought.  A couple of girls giggled from the direction of the sinks.  That sounds way too much like Petra and Hange Sensei to be safe.  Weirdos.  You stood up lazily, streched a bit, and scratched your head while exiting the bathroom.  Your last class (more like club) of the day is band, it's not nearly as bad or as boring as (worst subject) or (second worst) so you're okay with at least going to it.

You were about to slide the door open but winced a bit when you heard a loud crash from inside the music room.  The school looks normal, it seems normal, but it's not normal.  The most you can hope for is minimum damage at this rate, you slid the door open and stepped inside.  Utter chaos was the only thing that came to your mind, Sasha and Connie were running in circles in blind panic, Eren was laying on the floor and not moving, and Armin was trying to drag a bucket of water to a burning PLANT. How do you set a plastic potted plant on fire?!  You rushed over to Armin, grabbed the bucket out his hands, and with a mighty throw you doused it in one go.

"Who did this?  And where is Mikasa?!" You yelled at everyone.  Sasha and Connie stopped running like magic, Armin squeaked like a mouse, Mikasa walked inside a moment later.  They looked like they were staring death in the face, they probably were at this rate.  "Nice job (f/n)!" Eren called from the floor, he was on his back now and his face broke into a grin.  "Sorry I'm late, Hange roped me into one of her tangent lectures out of no where."  Mikasa said a bit irritated.  No one can judge her for that, Hange's class is a place of no return.  "At least you're here, now start practicing" Levi spoke up from his seat.  When did he get here...? "Oh... Levi, I didn't notice you all the way down there" you said to him.  In return you got one of his famous glacier freeze glares.  It was kinda scary but you just spun around a bit to face your fellow band members, "let's get started, shall we?  Who's doing what?" You asked.  Armin looked hesitant to speak but he did nonetheless, "I'm playing piano", Eren piped up from his place on the floor "I'll take the drums!", Mikasa stepped into the conversation, "lead guitarist, Jean will be taking the electric" she stated. Marco suddenly popped up from behind Jean out of no where, nearly giving you a heart attack. "You're singing lead... (f/n) Again, I'll be back up!" Marco told you and smiled apologetically. So we're doing the usual. "Get into places" you said exasperated and brushed your (hair length and color) out of your face. You didn't think you were a particularly talented singer, Marco is a lot better, but everyone else thinks otherwise. Being the lead singer of your school band, the Training Corps, was pretty fun though. Eren started with his drums, Mikasa followed with her guitars, and you opened your mouth a bit in preparation to sing, "Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!".

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Hello! Thank you for reading my FIRST story, I really hope you enjoyed it! If you'd like me to continue this please leave a comment saying so along with any ideas you may have for the story! (Ships or storyline) I'm fairly open minded (and a bit bad with storylines) so anything is appreciated! - Alex

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