Hi, I’m, like, wicked confused on how to start these things. So, just, hey? I’m Dexter Radney, but you can call me Dex if you want to…I live in West Broadwalk, California and I’m 17. You probably haven’t heard of it, but it sure as hell is there. It’s kind of like, the, um, ghetto and also the rich town. I like personally. Sooo, Dex…to me, it’s a stupid name. But it definitely fits my description. I am just over 6’4, I have black hair that sweeps across my forehead, hazel eyes, a septum piercing and spider bites. Some people say I’m “emo”, I like to call it socially challenged.
I have three best friends, Richie, Jebb, and Adam. They are my life (not to sound homosexual.)
Richie has really, really, REALLY, red hair, and he is about 5’ 7, and has a nose ring and some weird upper lip piercing. He has many back tattoos and is the ladies’ man of our group. He is the funniest dude ever and not very serious.
Jebb is almost 6’2, but looks small because of his childish face. He has gages, a spetum piercing (like me), tattoo sleeves, and blonde, side swept, hair. He has always reminded me of a puppy. I am not afraid to admit that he is pretty fucking adorable. But, he has no game.
Adam has been my best friend since we were 6 and he is just like me (except he is 4 inches shorter). He is definitely the most handsome out of us. He was model for a few years in middle school. He doesn’t have any piercings, like the rest of us. But he does have more tattoos. He also, has no game. But girls are attracted to him like fucking flies. It’s so stupid.
I also have best friends that are girls. I didn’t hang out with them before they dated my friends. They are all best friends. There is Ashlie, Alyssa, and Amy.
Ashlie is going out with Adam. She is 5’4 and has really long black hair. She is one of those girls that lives in bikini. At least she can pull it off. She’s pretty hot, but she is my best friends girl. She has her bikini dimples pierced and a tattoo under her arm.
Alyssa is Jebb’s girl. She knows the most about me because of her ability to make me feel uncomfortable by touching my ass and caressing me all the time when there is something wrong so that I will tell her my problems to make her stop. She is damn hot. She has chestnut hair that is wicked long and always straightened. She is really good make-up and has really big boobs and is 5’9.
Amy is about 5’5 and has short blonde and black hair. She is one of those girls that you look at and you know is pretty and nice…until you meet her. She is very pretty but can totally be a bitch. She is really funny. She doesn’t have any tattoos or piercings. She has been dating Richie since 8th grade.
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“What?” I answered my phone, it was Adam.
“Way to answer your phone, dick.”
“Sorry, I just woke up.”
“It’s 7:00 p.m. dude. But whatever, do you want to go to the mall?”
“Sure…who with?” I didn’t really want to go if the girls were going because, me not having a girlfriend and all of my other friends parading them around like fucking trophies pisses me the fuck off.
“Me, Rich, Jebb, Alyssa, Amy, and Ashlie.” Adam always wanted me to go places for me to meet chicks.
“Ugh, fine. I’ll pick all of you up.”
“Thanks fucker.” Then he hung up.
I got into the shower, brushed my teeth, and put on some sneakers and a plain red shirt and jeans. I didn’t look bad, and I just got a new septum ring. It’s shiiiiiiiny :)
I went Jebb's house to pick up the boys. I was on my way to Amy's when Richie said...
"Hey! Just go straight to the mall." He didn't really explain much...ever.
"Why?" Jebb asked in a voice just loud for him to hear.
"I dont fucking know! The girls just said to go there and they will find their way." Rich had a very short temper sometimes, but so did Amy. This is why they are perfect together.
"Jesus christe Richie! Why the hell are you so defensive? You know Jebb was just asking a question! Why is it you act as if he is twisting you nuts? Haha." I said that and everyone laughed but Jebb. He never really laughed. Alyssa was the only one that could make him do that. He loves her dude. But, on the contrary...he was so funny!
We finally got to the mall and pulled in. I texted Ashlie and she said to meet them at the food court. And that is just what we did. And there they were; Ashlie, Alyssa, Amy, and...AND? Who was that?
Richie walked first, then Jebb, then Adam, and lastly I. Jebb went and kissed Alyssa on the forehead, she pulled his face and kissed his lips. Richie and Amy started to heavily make-out. That was their thing, you know? Ashlie and Adam acted relatively casual and just sat down together and held hands.
"Dex, this, is Mable." Ashlie said.
"Dex. I like it. Hey." She said to me with her voice sounding very smart and sophisticated.
"Mable. I like it. Hello." I smiled at her and she giggled. She was very pretty. She had light brown curls, dark eyes, and really big lips (her tits weren't so shabby either). We seemed to look at eachother for a while. Everyone noticed and smiled.
"Mable just moved here from Iowa." Amy stated.
"Yup. That's me." She smirked.
"Iowa...that's cool?"
"It could be better. I love it here so far. I wish I was staying longer than the summer." Shit...she's leaving? Fuck that!
"Oh...that sucks." I was rather awkward with chicks.
"Yeah well...me and Adam are going to go to old navy. Anyone in?" Everyone said yeah besides Mable. I decided to stay with her here. As each of the others got up, they whispered at eachother and looked back at us.
"So, what's up?" I started.
"Nothing much.' She laughed. 'Wanna go to hot topic? I need to new bathing suit."
A free ticket to see a girl try on bikinis? I'm in!
We waltzed in there with great confidence and went straight to the bathing suit section. She picked out three: a purple one, a marilyn manson one, and a lime green and blue starred one.
She tried them all on and ended up getting the Marilyn Manson one. It looked fantastic on her! I think I love this fucking chick!
"So, Dex, you have a girlfriend?" She asked swinging her hips.
"I did...up until last month."
"What was she like?"
"She was nice and stuff. And pretty hot, but she didn't do much with me. I'm not one to think that that stuff matters, but she was teasing me. Her name is Anna."
"Oh, so you broke it off?" She asked me.
"No, she did. Turns out she didn't need me to do that stuff...she had someone else whom she was more than happy to cheat on me with."
"Ouch. I'm sorry."
"It's okay Mable. Do YOU have a boyfriend?" I was hopeful she would say no.
"Nope. I also had one last month, but I broke up with him because he was just an asshole."
"Dick..."
"You can say that again."
"Dick..."
"Haha, you're wicked funny dude." She looked me in the eyes and I just noticed her small nose ring. I think I may be developing a little crush.
***
We stayed at the mall until closing time and we all head out the door and just hung out for a while on the curb. It was finally time to go. We exchanged 'good byes' and 'see you soons'.
"Bye Mable."
"Hey! Here is my number; text me. Bubye Dexter."
