[Guys I'm listening to depressing Marina and the Diamonds songs while writing this what am I doing]
[Kk now I'm listening to Troye Sivan I'm okay]
Almost a month later, Dan realized Phil really was his best friend.
Yeah, Dan's best friend [and roommate, and crush,] was a man-cat, and yeah, that was slightly weird.
But hey, Dan was okay with that. He was weird. Like, he loved Marina and the Diamonds, was bi, [although that got questioned daily when Phil changed into a different shirt,] really loved anime and the color black, but you know. He was okay with that. He ended up getting up later than Phil most days, except for work days, and he just really loved having Phil there.
Like, sometimes Phil could tell when Dan had had a bad day, and he would just walk up to him as a cat and turn into human Phil and just cuddle him. Dan liked that. He also liked [secretly, he mostly teased Phil about it,] when Phil would make dinner and then just plug in the Wii and play Mario Kart and just dork around while Dan ate and watched the scenario.
Dan really liked that. Well, loved it.
It was like having a boyfriend, best friend, and pet all in one. Which was more than Dan really could need, but it was perfect. He did need to take Phil shopping, he kept stealing Dan's clothes.
Not that Dan minded, then they smelled like Phil.
He really hated leaving. He was always scared that Phil could leave and get lost, or something. Granted, apparently Phil could hide his ears and tail, ears by just basically flipping them down. His tail just kind of snuck into his shirt, making him appear a bit less skinny than he was. So, he looked like a normal person, but Dan liked his ears. They were cute, they reminded Dan of Tigger. Except less Tiggerish.
Dan had all of these thoughts as he took the bus back from work, walking into the house to find Phil [as a cat] lounging on the bookshelf. Dan picked him up gently, realizing he was asleep, and cuddled the little warm ball of fur to his body. Phil purred, and Dan gently set him down on a pillow in the kitchen while he made food.
About 20 minutes later, Dan had [kind of] successfully made nachos, so he walked back over to Phil, petting his back and saying, "Philly, you have to get up. I made nachos." Phil rolled over at that, looking up at Dan and opening one eye. Dan had forgotten how much cat Phil was like human Phil, it was quite funny.
Phil turned into a person, saying, "Fine.... But that pillow is warm as hell." He yawned, [GUYS I KEEP YAWNING NOW WHAT EVEN], adjusting his shirt and stealing a chip from the bowl. Dan laughed at this comment, saying, "We need to go shopping and get you more clothes tomorrow. If you want to, that is." Phil nodded, saying, "Kewl. Also, you need to do laundry, the entire house smells like Axe and cat."
Dan smirked at that, saying, "Wonder why?" Phil stuck his tongue out at him, laughing a little.
After dinner, Phil lied down on the couch, and Dan just sat underneath his legs and turned on Netflix.
They went to bed at like 2 AM, because Phil turned into a cat and sat on Dan's neck and fell asleep.
-The next morning-
"PHIL! GET UP! IT's LIKE 7 AND IM LATE AND AGh." Dan said, shaking Phil awake, who swatted his arm and said, "You don't have work today, you marshmallow." Phil rolled over, looking at Dan and poking him in the chest. Dan lied down again, checking the time, proving that it was about 10. Phil thumped him on the head, lying on his back and saying, "We need to go shopping anyways, come on."
Dan got up, after just sitting there and [maybe watching Phil change] hiding under his covers, [not that he would ever admit to it, but yeah he watched Phil change, what? He had a nice bum,] and getting up and putting on a pair of black pants and a black t-shirt.
Not that Phil would ever admit this, but he watched Dan change. Yeah, he also knew Dan watched him change. And rather enjoyed that.
-At the shops-
They walked in, Phil immediately rushing to the weird hipster shirts that Dan usually stayed away from. He grabbed a Mario t-shirt, one covered in bats, [Dan didn't even question it after the bat shirt,] one with a roaring bear on it, and this coat that was covered in a galaxy pattern.
Dan loved this dorky cat too much.
As Dan found out, Phil apparently had a credit card, so he basically just grabbed whatever the hell he wanted.
Somehow, by the time they walked out, Phil had two pairs of pants, skinny jeans, naturally, and the shirts and the coat and then a pair of Van's. And Dan grabbed a few beanies and a leather hat for some reason.
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Fanfiction(A Phan and Kickthestickz.) Dan was walking home one day, when he heard a distant "meow," coming from down the alley. He explores a bit, and finds a little black and white cat with perky ears and a visible rib-cage. So, he naturally takes it to the...
