*DING DONG*
Both Dan and Phil looked up from their laptops.
"Phil you get it."
"Why can't you get it?"
"Because I'm scrolling through tumblr."
"Fine but next time you have to get it."
Phil slowly stood up and walked to the door. He reached for the door knob and opened the door. Phil looked around but saw no one at the door.
He then looked down and saw a package.
"Dan did you order anything online?"
"No. Why?"
"Because there's a package at the front door."
"Bring it inside let's see what it is."
Phil then lifted up the box and brought it in. Dan slowly stood up and walked over to Phil.
"Phil, what is this?"
"I don't know Dan."
"Well open it!"
"Okay! Okay!"
Phil quickly dashed to the kitchen to get a knife. He came out of the kitchen with a small knife. Phil then put the knife on the tape and cut it off. Phil put the knife down on the table and watched as Dan opened the box. They both looked in the box to see their onesies.
"Phil what the hell is going on?"