Chapter 1

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So you are just standing there, on the streets and you have a mixtape in your hands. It's fire, but no one wants to listen to it.

So you might be asking, who's this hustler who's not only a sick rapper but also very good with words in general?

Well one time my mixtape was released in England. It's now known as The Great London Fire. My mixtape was so fire it could be used to destroy the one ring.

Anyways, enough about me. Time for the mixtape.

This is a common mistake I see all the time in people.

Mistake #1 never throw your mixtape at ppl

We are not birds and although we know your mixtape is bare fire it is rude to throw anything at anyone unless it's a bullet and you survive. Then you can become a famous rapper like 50 cent. Look up the "50 cent technique" later for more info. Might be dangerous use at ur own risk

Next you wanna get a producer that's good! This is very important. Now my producer was obi wan kenobi because he was so cocky that he could handle the fire and had lots of fire experience. Exited the building when the mixtape dropped, suffering from 3rd degree burns.

Next you need a good hype man. This is the guy who will shout his name every 5 seconds and will let you know his name in the beginning of the song although nobody knows him. This is actually a fire safety procedure to ensure a mixtape isn't fire enough to burn down a building.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 26, 2015 ⏰

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