It was a cold summers Tuesday, donkey was in lidl buying that nights dinner of pringles and jaffa cakes, until, all of a sudden Wee red cheek rosie burst through the lidl window with her wee red cheek falcon punch, donkey was terrified because the last time he bumped into wee red cheek rosie she destroyed his sphincter with her gaint onion smelling rapists crowbar, donkey began to cry union tears, rosie now apon donkey, stood over him and whispered
"are you ready for this Sunday night"
Donkey replied
"What"
Rosie screamed "THIS SUNDAY NIGHT AT SUMMER SLAM JOHN CINA WILL DEFEND HIS HEAVYWEIGHT BELT"
donkey began to cry and urinate all in one, wee red cheeks reached over and crammed all 14 inches of her gaint forearm sized eshrekt penis into donkeys tight little virgin anus, rosie could feel the blood but that only lubricated her destruction, donkey began to scream and beg for mercy, beg that wee red cheeks would end his suffering, rosie then proceded to grasp donkeys ballsack tightly in her hand, until donkey was screaming even louder, rosie shouted
"CUM DONKET"
Donkey was in the most intense pain he had ever experianced and could not muster up the energy to stop crying and reply, rosie shouted once more
"IF YOU CUM DONKEY I'LL STOPE MA RAMPAGE YAE WEE TOENAIL"
donkey used all the energy he could to try and cum, he kept squeezing and trying, he knew he had to or he would surely perish, all of a sudden, donkey shot his thick, onion smelling load into the sky and it landed right in wee rosie posies hair and feeling donkeys climax it spurred on one of her own, we rosie posies shot her pungent monstrous sperm into donkeys anus, now that donkeys anus was full the pain was even more extreme, rosie pulled out and looking into donkeys destroyed, crying eyes said....
"Me tae" but before donkey could reply wee rosie flew through thr ceiling never to be found again, donkey later ending his own life because he could not cope with the brutal rape he had received that day, shrek is love he said, shrek is life.