The Double Rainbow (Kuroko no Basket fanfic)

Chapter 1

Kagami was currently sitting in the backseat of a crowded van, squashed between a stone-faced Kuroko and a pissy Aomine. How he had he wound up there, you ask? Now that was a long, annoying story that was pissing him off just by thinking of it. And his mood was getting even worse as he felt potato chip crumbs land on the top of his head. The giant Midorima was a messy snacker, and, unfortunately, sitting directly behind him. Kagami gritted his teeth as they hit bump and he and Aomine bonked heads. That was it. That was the straw that broke the camel's back.

"Remind me," he snapped. "WHY AM I HERE WITH YOU ALL?!"

Everyone in the van turned to look at him.

"Hah? The hell do you mean?" Aomine grunted before turning back around.

"Stuuupid Kaga-chin," Murasakibara drawled, popping another potato chip into his mouth.

"Humph," said Midorima, ignoring him.

"What do you mean, Kagami-chii?" Kise asked.

"That question is not worthy of an answer," Akashi sighed, and turned back to the front of the car.

"I'm driving, so I don't really care what's happening, as long as you all don't distract me... Except Tetsu-kun, he can talk to me as much as he wants," gushed Momoi, in the driver's seat.

"Kagami-kun, you were the one to suggest this trip." Kuroko said, as deadpan as ever. "Did you forget?"

"I did NOT suggest this trip, idiot." Kagami snapped. "And, waddaya mean did I forget, more like you forgot! Remember, we all somehow ended up in the same food court of the same shopping mall at the same time, and thanks to Momoi's bright idea, we ended up sitting together. And we were all fighting and stuff and I commented on how if we ever all went on a road trip together or anything like that, we'd probably be screwed, and Kise started gushing like an idiot-"

"Hey!"

"-About how that's a great idea and we all should go on a road trip to that theme park place and Momoi jumped in and now we're here somehow and I DONT GET HOW I GOT FORCED ALONG."

Midorima sighed, "Try not to be so full of yourself. It's not like I want to be here either."

"How am I being full of myse-"

"Yeah, and I'm not exactly having fun." Aomine interrupted, earning a death glare from Kagami, and from Momoi.

"Dai-chan, you said you would come, so-"

"Yeah, but I didn't-"

"Stop interrupting people it's rude-"

"I finished my chiiippss," Murasakibara broke in. "So, I don't really have any reason to be here. I wanna go home now~,"

"Not Mu-kun too, we all agreed to go on this trip!" Momoi said. "And we're almost to the first rest-stop, so we should just wait-"

"It is kinda boring Momoi-chii," Kise said. "Why don't we-"

"No, I just said to wait, and you were the first one to suggest this trip, Kise, so-" Momoi started, but now Midorima, Akashi, and pretty much everyone else was joining in.

"I do not appreciate being in such close quarters with people whose Zodiac signs do not currently match well with mine, and several of you are at the bottom of the charts in luck for today-"

"Midorima, no cares about that-"

"I too think this trip is a waste of valuable time," Akashi said. "No offense meant, of course, Momoi, but we could all be using this time to further our teams' training-"

"Waddaya mean team's training Akashi-chii, it's summer break isn't it-"

"Be quiet Kise, you know Akashi wouldn't care about something like that, and also, yours and Akashi's Zodiac signs aren't currently on the best relations at the moment, so I suggest not conferring with him-"

"NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID SIGNS-"

"Kagami-kun, Aomine-kun, Kise-kun, could you kindly not yell in this enclosed space-"

"Huh? But Tetsu-"

"I'm reaaaally out of snacks now, so I think I'll just get out here and go home~~."

"What? You can't, the car's moving and we're really far away from your house-"

"Don't care. I'll be fine, since I'm so big~."

"Uh, no, I don't think that would help you in this situation-"

"Ah, I'm sick of this already, and of you people, someone stop the car-"

"ENOUGH!" Everyone jumped, and stared at Momoi, who had spun around in the driver's seat and was glaring at them. "I PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO PLANNING THIS TRIP-"

"Uh, Momoi-san-"

"AND YOU ALL AGREED TO GO. WE HAVENT BEEN ON THE ROAD MORE THAN AN HOUR"

"Oi, Satsuki-"

"AND YOU'RE ALL COMPLAINING LIKE FIVE YEAR OLDS-"

"Momoi-chin-"

"AND IM SICK OF IT. YOURE GOING"

"Momoi-chii-"

"ON THIS TRIP, AND YOURE GOING TO LIKE IT. WE'RE GETTING THERE"

"Momoi!!"

"EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!!"

"CAAARRR!!!!!!" They screamed as one, and Momoi whirled back to the front with a yelp, but - *CRASH*.