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Hey guys this is my first book I am writing I really hope these jokes are good so if they are not I hope that is ok. Please in the comments do not curse please.
some of these jokes are not mine but some are so please do not take them.
~love
Sam
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A brunet, a redhead, and a blonde rob a bank. To get away from the cops they all hide in a barn. There are two animals and a sack of potatoes. The brunet hides behind a cow, the redhead hides behind a sheep, and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. A cop runs to the barn. When the cop gets there he shines his flashlight in. He points his flashlight at the cow and says "is anybody their?" The brunet answers "moo" so then the cop shines the flashlight onto the sheep and says " is anybody their?" So the redhead answers "baa" then he points his flashlight and says " is anybody their?" And the blonde answers " potatoes potatoes" * in a echo tone *

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