On day I came to school and the teacher asked me if I wanted to help out someone from another country thy just got here and was visiting so I said yes and the fist this they asked was hot to say hi in English but the spelt in on google translate so I said listen so I put out my hand like I was going to shake his hand and said moist bum hole and he was like oh and he put out his hand and said moist bum hole and he went and said it to the teacher and he got in trouble then he told me to fuck of on google translate hehe

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PoetryI was taking a dum and I hear someone screaming , so I look and someone has just found there ring that they swallowed when they were baking.