a/n This story is dedicated to my wonderful friend Phoebe ;) enjoy
Also the hair in the picture was done by Emily ... She demanded credit.
Phoebe was sitting alone, at a party, abandoned by her 'friend' for some random boy.
Random people pass by her, offering her cake and vodka, but all Phoebe wanted was PIE!
Phoebe looked up, her golden locks falling around her face, she could smell it from here! She looked to the door and a beautiful plater of hot, hot pies twas carried out, Phoebe licked her lips seductively as she walked towards the plater being placed on the table, she shoved the other partiers out of the way.and picked up one of the steaming pies, she bit into it, groaning at the delicious taste, the pie seductively didn't do anything, because its an inanimate object. Phoebe quickly gobbled up the pie and licked its juices off her fingers.
*9 months later*
beep beep beep. The nurse lifted up Phoebes pie baby. "I'll leave you and your baby alone for a bit" the nurse said. "ok" Phoebe said. She then devoured her baby, it tasted a bit funny, maybe slightly of human flesh.
