Your name is Dave Strider, you're an ironically cool guy. But even cool guys have tough problems. But your problem is just too ironic for a cool guy like you to handle. You're in love with Karkat Vantas. This usually wouldn't be a problem for you, nor such an ironic one at that; but Vantas happens to be one of the most hateful trolls, and if I do say, hardest troll to hook up with.
After making some sick new beats, you walk out into the kitchen to find your bro sitting at the table drinking some apple juice and watching My Little Pony. Your bro is such a cool guy. You look over at the kitchen counter to see a full cup of apple juice, quickly walking over to it you chug it down. Then proceeding to go back to your room. But before you go, you take one last look at your bro that you ever so admirer, "Such a cool guy." You mumble before going to your room.
You decide to pester Karkat, you walk over to your computer to notice that him and John are on Pesterchum.
--TurntechGodhead [TG] started pestering CarcinoGeneticist [CG]--
TG: hey
CG: FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT DO YOU WANT STRIDER?
TG: woah bro chill out
CG: IM NOT YOUR BRO YOU INBRED MORON
TG: anyway I was wondering if you would want to go see a movie with me later?
CG: FUCK NO I WOULD RATHER HANG OUT WITH GAMZEE THAN YOU. FUCKASS.
TG: but I thought you hated gamzee?
CG: FOR FUCKS SAKE STRIDER THATS THE POINT
--CarcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering TurntechGodhead [TG]--
Well fuck.
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Falling for a Strider~ (davekat)
FanfictionSo obviously this is a davekat story, and while were at it i just want to add a disclaimer, i do not own any of the characters used in this story they all belong to Andrew Hussie. Also, there will be mature language in here.
