Me: HAYUAHVSIAISJBDLCOSHGEJXJ....
Makoto: are you okay?
*grabs hand*
Me: You're mine now*globs*
Globs=sloppy kiss
Makoto: ahhhhhh!!!! Haru save me!!!
(Haru walks in)
Me:*eyes instantly stream over to Haru* HOLY SHEET!!!!! ITS A GAY DOLFIN!!!!
Haru: it dolphin not dolfin
me: shaddup!!! *Jumps off of Makoto and tackles Haru*
Haru: get off me you oversized banana!
Me: you like bananas right?
Haru: maybe....
Makoto: *blushes*
Me: ugh... Makoto just tell Haru you love him already!!!!!!!
Haru: wait w-wat- what??????
Makoto: it's true.... Ever since we were little I have been having gay fantasies about you... Ex specially ones where we were in the bathtub together.
Me:*awkwardly clapd👏🏻* YOU CAME IUT OF THE MFING CLOSET !!!!!!!!!!!!
Haru: sorry buddie..., I have a boyfriend.
Me/Makoto: W⚡️T⚡️F
Makoto: I kinda saw this coming.... Let me guess, rin?
Haru: wtf no way bitch! Me and the pool have been married for six months now! *shows ring*
Me: *facepalm*
......
Rei: OMG why do you always wear that swimsuit Haru?!?!?!
Haru: I haven't been wearing this forever! I have 1008 pairs of them in my closet.
Opens closet*bright light*
Rei: holy shit!!!
