There was a robber. He climb into someone's house. The robber looked around for stuff. He heard a voice that says," Jesus is watching you." He got afraid but continue looking. He heard the voice again. He looked where the voice is coming from. It was a parrot. The parrot said," My name is Moses." The robber said," What kind of people will name a parrot that." The parrot answers," The same kind of people who named their 100 pound rottweiler, Jesus."
