Harry's POV
i just typed all my interests on omegle which were ( Food , Cats , Sleep , Boybands , Gays , Funny Jokes , Babies )
i know i will have alot of conversations but i will not be friends with all of them of course
Some people on omegle are so creepy and weird
i start the first conversation with a stranger and wait for them to search for someone
youre now talking to a stranger , you both like cats and gays
Stranger : Hello sexy
Me : hi strange person
Stranger : asl?
Me : 17 , male and chesire , UK , wby :D
Stranger : Oh , I'm a girl and im 11 and i live in the uk
oh .. why would a child go looking for gays on omegle weird i will end the conversation but i have to tell her one of my jokes first
Me : Cool , wanna hear a joke?
Stranger : Sure :D
Me : knock knock
Stranger : who's there
Me : Daisy
Stranger : Daisy who?
Me : Daisy me rollin they hatin
Stranger : You know , my name is daisy and my older brother always tells me that stupid joke and i just hate it (:
stranger ended the conversation
Well that was weird why would she end the conversation im so funny she's jealous because im funny as hell
i started a new conversation with someone who likes babies and sleep
Me : hello
Stranger : Look i will not talk to you unless you're interested in being my baby's daddy because her dad left me two weeks ago and i need a father to her and i just can't raise her by myself and i need sleep but im pregnant and she keeps kicking me everyday im tired help
told you omegle has so many weird people
Me : oh i wish i could help but im only 17 and i cant raise a child even tho i love babies sorry ):
Stranger : oh , im sorry im just stressed out and i need a father to the girl before she's born
before i could reply she ended the conversation, well i could have helped her but she dosent want me .. just kidding
i decided that im going to try one more time and if it didn't work out i will leave omegle
you both like cats and gays
oh again
Me : Hello ..
Stranger : Hello there
Me : Are you a young girl who likes gays and cats with the name daisy?
Stranger : Wait what ? how would you know my sister's name?
Me : Lol idk who are you but from a few minutes i talked to a young girl who told me she's called daisy with an old brother who uses her name in knock knock jokes
Stranger : Oops !
Stranger : Holy crap thats my sister , but i dont understand how did she talk to you , oh wait she must have been on my laptop while i was on my phone and talked to you aha im telling my mom she's talking to strangers
Me : Hi
Me : Lol you're talking to strangers too you know , i just want a new friend whos not a girl and who's not a child i actually thought your sister wants to be friends with gay people ha
Stranger : Why not? When i told her i was gay she was happy because i can play barbie with her now ( which i didnt tho im not that gay )
i laughed this guy is funny
Me : Youre funny so you wanna be friends?
Stranger : Even if i said im 34 and i like young boys ;)
Me : Are you joking?
Stranger : Of course kitty boy ( dont ask you like cats so why not )
Me : lol its cute , got kik?
Stranger : Lwt91xx kik me ;)
Me : okay bye stranger :D
you ended the conversation
Well finally im having new friends
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Aléatoireharry looks for someone as same interests as his on omegle and he finally finds someone whos not a weirdo