Jeremy Fitzgerald X Reader

The New Nerdy Cat

Fuckin hell. You already threw up 5 times. You're still nauseous, and you don't know why. Jeremy is sitting next to you, his leafy eyes filled with worry. Weakly, you turn your head and smile lightly. He slides into the sheets with you and sighs. Suddenly, a thought pops into your head.

Poor Jere hasn't had any special, quality time with you for a while now. You yawn and slip your nightgown off your chest and hug him.

"Y/N, I'm really worried about you... Should we call a doctor?" He sighs and closes his eyes when he feels you hug him. You yawned again and wrapped your legs around him. Jeremy's eyes shoot open and he looks at you and gulps a little.

"Jere, if you're uncomfortable, you can tell me," you whisper and shrink back. However, the brown haired boy had other plans.

Jeremy shot up and pinned your arms above your head and started kissing your neck, making his way down to your collarbone and stopping abruptly.

"Are you sure you're okay with this? I don't want to force anything.." He said and drew back to his side of the bed. Sighing, you turned his way and looked into his eyes.

"Yeah, I'm fine, I just wish I weren't nauseous all the time," You cough.

"Y/N, maybe we should take you to the hospital. I really don't want anything to happen to you," he said, trailing off.

"Jeremy. Look at me. In about 7 months, I'm going to have a baby. Okay? I'm just barfing and stuff because my body is new to that. Don't worry. I'm okay," you say and hug him.

"Either way, we need to do something today... Do you want to go to the zoo?" You asked the snuggly boy.

"Oooh!! I love the zoo!! Yes, yes, yes!" He started bouncing around like a little kid.

"Chill, I'm gonna get dressed," you say and laugh as you nudge him out of the room. Immediately you grab your Sailor Moon shirt and put on some (Favorite Color) pants. Smiling, you also grab a necklace that he got you a while ago, and put it on. Slipping on a pair of converse, you open the door and grab your car keys.

"Vincent, we're going to the zoo, do you wanna come with us?" You yell out.

"Zoo? Uh, sure, just let me clean this up..." You hear his voice ring out. Wait... Clean what up? 'Oi, I swear if he broke something I'm gonna cut off his ponytail while he sleeps..' You think and sneak downstairs to see what he did. Tiptoeing into the guest room, you see a bunch of light purple liquid on the bed, and a purple skinned man trying to wipe it all up. Oh, lovely, just lovely. Beautiful. Gracious. He was jacking off. Great.

"Vincent, are you serious..?" You say aloud. He turns his head almost 180 degrees and he's blushing hella hard.

"Y/N!! I swear, it's not what it looks like," Vincent said, averting his gaze.

"Vincent it's okay if you jerk off, just... Don't do it... Here.." You say, facepalming.

"Yeah, yeah, alright. Either way, I'll put it in the machine later. I'm ready to go to the zoo," he said, grabbing a jacket.

-Timeskip to the zoo-

Smiling brightly, you opened the driver door to your car and hopped out, jumping up and down in happiness. Jeremy got out and noticed this, as well as something else, was bouncing.

"U-Uh, Y/N? You might wanna stop jumping.." He said.

"Why? What's wrong with my jump-" you stopped jumping as soon as you noticed a feline staring at your *ahem* chest.

"Oh! I'm so, so sorry, miss, it's just that well... Uh..." She trailed off, squeezing her own chest. You laughed a little, and Jeremy just walked over to you and tried to pick you up and carry you over to the entrance. Long story short, he couldn't.

"JEREMY IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO CARRY YOUR GIRL AWAY FROM THIRSTY FURRIES, TELL ME!" Vincent laughed and picked you up like a bag of meat.

"Vincent let go!!" You shouted, poking his back really hard.

"Damn! Relax, woman!" He chuckled and put you down. Jeremy and that cat were laughing really hard, you just groaned. Jeremy started making his way over to you.

"Y-Y/N, you ready to go to the *laugh* zoo now?" He spoke, laughter clawing at his face.

Every time I introduce a new fur, I swear I unintentionally involve boobs