Can't Hide From Me {Zalgo x Reader} (ON HOLD, SORRY)

My Dear

_______ POV

"L-Lord Zalgo..." I said while stuttering. Stupid stutters, at least I don't have Tourette Syndrome. HA. "Hello, dearest..." he said in his deep voice. FAHK WTF IS GOIN ON. He chuckled. Oh joy. First getting bullied in school, next parents died in an accident, and then THIS!!! Getting caught by a demon lord and lastly having a slight crush on him. HOW WONDERFUL! (NOTE DA SARCASM) "Y-yes my L-lord?" you asked. He lifted my chin so I will look at his deep crismon red eyes. "You know your parents?" he asked. You explained about your parents died in an accident. "Wrong, sweetie. Your dad is still alive." he said as he smirked. "Who is he?" you asked. "Slenderman...." he simply replied. SLENDERMAN?! The creepypasta?! He can't be- oh wait he is real or else why am I talking to an 8 foot tall demon lord known as a CP?(I laughed so hard in this damn part) Then yeah. This might be a dream! "This isn't a dream, love," he said. YAY! MIND READING DEMONS! OH JOY. How much sarcasm do I have? oh well...