Jane Apricity

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Name: Jane Apricity. Sometimes called J.A., pronounced 'Jay'.

Age: Fifteen

Gender: Female

Home: Tennessee. Don't worry, y'all. I can hide my southern purty well if need be.

Favorite voice actor/actress: Dustin Hoffman. Hands down. Buuut everyone on RvB is a close favorite, particularly Shannon McCormick and Kathleen Zuelch.

Favorite color: Blue. Aqua in particular.

Limitations: Only short stories and poems. I would love to do novels, but I just don't have time. I can do summaries and book teasers/trailers, however. I can sing almost any song, but I won't make up a tune for you. If it's out of my vocal range, I'm sorry. It's just OUT. My vocal range is pretty small... think of The Last Goodbye by Billy Boyd. That is the highest I could ever possibly squeak out on a really good day. I'm unavailable on Fridays, and will do ZERO cussing or sex unless there can be alternatives or left out entirely. Sorry, my dear authors.

Accents I can do: Irish, British proper, Cockney, southern, African American southern (not to be racist, it's just a specific dialect), German, Russian accent on a good day, New York, and Mid-northern... Ohio/Minnesota sort of thing. I cannot and never will be able to do Australian or Scottish. Apologies.

Random Things About Me Y'all May Like To Know Just For Grins And Giggles: I do archery. I'm pretty darn good if I say so myself. *dusts off lapels* I play guitar, sing country, write (duh) and read (duh even more) and do digital art. I am extremly territorial about the bathroom, and am the official Bathroom Cleaner. (Beats vacuuming.) I speak German and have lived in Germany. (Which means if you have a short story/poem in German you can rest fairly assured I'll pronounce everything correctly.) 


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