eat food!

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everyone in the city was sad, so they all moved to Uranus. IN Uranus, there was a lot of bacon and cake. everyone there was drunk and was sexually active. Bob's catch phrase is "penetrate, don't break!" . there was so much bacon that it was sold for 0.69 a strip, but frying pans costed $69. that made everyone emotionless

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