Dork Diaries: Tales From A not-so-cute fashion deva

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March 30 2013

Awsome!!! It's the next fan fiction of dork diary written by Oniebee! Enjoy this continue.. 😉

It was lunch time. All the CPP girls were crowding Makenzie. Me, Cloey, and Zoey came over and tried looking upon everyone else's back. I just saw what happened. " gee whiz,man!!!! It's just a stupid outfit!!! What's so special about that noob?!" I shouted over my lungs.

This time everyone else crowded around Makenzie stared over at me. Makenzie's eye brows lowered and bit her lower lip. " wha- HEL- LO!!! This is designer! Duh everyone here likes my outfit! It has glitter and silk and real diomonds on it! Just look at you, hon!!! How disastrous and barfable it is to just wear!!!!" Makenzie said to my face. I stared into her beady little eyes and said " Before I leave to art class, I have only three words for you, sir!"

Cloe and Zoey listens carefully. Makenzie frowned. " tell me the words!" I came close to her face and said " YOU LOOK ASIAN"

Everyone in the lunchroom cracked up except Makenzie and Jessica. That was the most fun I had for the day! I didn't care calling Makenzie an Asian was quiet racist. At least I got to do something to her. 😝!!!

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March 31 2013

" hey Nikki. " said Makenzie by the other side of the hallway. I turned around and saw her perched up near the sun. She wore her designer cow girl hat and her Texas boots. I pulled my hand into my locker and pulled out my knitted undersigned cow boy hat and my snow boots. A tumble weed bobbled across the hallway. " What the flipping thing are we doing here?! A showdown?!" I asked. Makenzie nodded her ugly head.

We both slowly walked towards each other in drama. " I challenge you to a fashion contest!" Makenzie said. I gasped. LIKE OMG!!! HOW THE FLIPPING WORLD WOULD I WIN IN FASHION?! I just knew I was going to loose anyway.

Makenzie snapped on of her fingers and the rest of the CPP girls and CPP Boys came forward with a one big step. " this is my team" Makenzie smirked.

I gulped. Where's my team?!

I snapped my fingers and the only thing that came up was a tumbleweed. Seriously?! Where are my BFFs Cloe and Zoey?! What about Brandon and Violet and Theo and the Janitor Herb?! Never mind. they ran up to the showdown. Sheesh. I can't believe the came up late. " I would help you design your cloths ,Nikki!" Whispered Violet. " thanks Violet!" I whispered behind my back.

"LET THE COMPETITION BEGIN!!!!!!!" Shouted Brandon. Then we all scattered to our closets to start sketching designer cloth ideas. What a waste of my art notebook pages! Stupid idiotic Makenzie.....😁!!!!!

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April 1 2013

So I started designing my oufit for the competition. I really really hated it,man!!!! You would not be reading this book.....😓

Only, right now, I am asking Zoey and Cloe about their opinions on my designs.

" Zoey, Whatcha think? Eh? " I asked with a weak smiling holding in sweats. Because, that look of hers is so poker face that I was going to believe she would just lie in my face like " Very Nice Uhhh.... Darling!!"

Then her mouth opened slowly and to my thoughts, she was going to give her opinion. Immediately, I shoved my hands over my mouth and shouted, "Don't even dare to tell me that my ugly hiker putfit is hysterically, um... UGLY!" I really got mad and threw a tantamount right in the school.

" We'll, since you want the truth, yeah, I think it's ugly" Zoey rocked back and forth with both hands behind her back biting her lips.

" hey! On the bright side, my sister Danny knows how to sew and she is the best nicest deva in HER school! " Violet said smiling at me. I jumped up and down in excitement.

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Danny's House after school

" Soo... In order to make the finest dress, DON'T! I never wear a dress to school. I am a nice deva! Not a mean one. So I hate laces and the color blue. I suggest you to make a pink and flattering gym skirt and a pink and flattering gym top with long sleeves! And at the top left hand corner, sew the first letter of your name with a cute turquoise bubble letter, ok? And add badazzal to the pretty pink headband. Wear long white slightly below knee socks with matching shoes who are badazzaled and matched with your pink headband!" Danny said.

I tried to keep up as I sew up everything Danny just said. The rest of my "army" watched me sew and gave directions.

I looked at Danny's outfit and realized that she was just describing everything she was wearing now! " ahem! Hey, Danny darling... Since that suggestion of yours is the same as your outfit, can I bring that to school instead of making mine myself?" I asked all cute pointing at her cloths.

Danny looked confused and looked down at the outfit. " ok! Just don't loose my pink badazzaled headband! " she smiled. I quickly nodded as Danny went her expensive designer room sized wardrobe and changed into her popstar badazzaled purples pajamas. I took her cloths and ran home for the next school day.

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April 2 2013

" Hey Nikki! How is that stupid ugly outfit you have there? " snickered Mackenzie as she saw the back of my head while I was throwing stuff into my locker. Of course I was wearing that Danny everyday outfit.

This was my turn to shine bright! EEEEEK!!!! Sorry! That was me screaming.

Mimicking Mackenzie, I turned around to face Mackenzie and batted my eyes, flirted with an invisible Brandon, twirled my hair and of course! Added a fresh layer of red glimmering lipgloss. " heyyyyy girl! What's Goin on today? You dorks better leave otherwise my fist will go into your eye which has BIN swollen from wearing a bit to much mascara!" I Actually said that to Mackenzie and CCP Jessica! I am done with the shyness and saying stuff in my head.

Then I twirled my hair some more until it was pulled out a big bald spot in the side of my hair. Yes! It was loose hair and I curl ironed it last night.

" what the heck? Do I seriously sound like that? No way that outfit is as prettier than my tunic dress!" Makenzie lied feeling so jealous behind my back.

" oh then! Danny says dresses suck and were not professional!" I shouted back dramatically in a Mackenzie everyday average model pose.

" Danny who now?!"

" Nothing! Just forget it!" I said as I tried to sashay to Cloe,Zoey,Brandon, and Violet.

" woah ho ho! That is sooo going to change everyone's mind of calling you dork!" Cloe said complimenting. " dang girrllllll!" Brandon widened. " ...." Stared in suprised Violet. " I'm guessing Jessica and Mackenzie aren't the only Prettiest CPPS in this school" said Zoey.

" Why dank ya!" I said in my best Italian accent. " yeah.... Don't do that accent" laughed Violet. I nodded and laughed too.

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