life goals

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1.) Finish an entire 8 pack of hotdogs with buns...+cheese
2.) spray my middle school gym blue and yellow *rival colors*
3.) Create a force field for a head so we dont drop our phones on our face.
4.) Become king of america
5.) Learn how to work a calculator.
6.) Find el dorado.
7.) Fly an almost solid diamond plane with emerald windows and jump out the back door/hatch while the plane explodes and millions of diamonds and emeralds pour over america while at the same time i am dumping millions of $100 bills from my parachute and laughing then eating mac and cheese and land then eat more.
8.) Sit on the cow that jumps over the moon and go over the moon with it.
9.) Finish licking my salt rock to nothingness
10.) Ride the presidential limo through gun fire from both sides while flipping off both of the sides of firing and yelling mac and cheese over and over with explosions near the limo and we do a double back flip in the limo and land on top of osama bin Laden's reincarnated zombie body then step out and yell "america, fuck yea!!!!!"

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