The Axeman (Dean x Reader)

part one part five

LAST PART OF PART ONE
WHICH WAS __ MEETING THE WINCHESTERS N SHIT.

part two is the hunt.

and then thats it i think...

i mean.

the story is titled "The Axe man."

I cant just start writing about a fuckin werwolf or some shit.

so i think ill just end it, then start a new book, which will be a spin off of this!!!!

That sound okay???

alright, onto the update!

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__ was near the bar, waiting for her drinks and swaying to the music. She was totally drunk off her ass, having too many shots and instead of beer like Sam, she took vodka.
__ didnt care though. She was a grown woman and could handle herself.

__ grabbed hers and Sams drinks, then made her way back to the winchester brothers. "Haaaaaaaaaay Saaaaamehhh." She giggled and held out his drink. "Because im the bestest friend elver. *ever."

Sam laughed and took it. " Thank you my dear!" He bowed, but since the moose forgot about his height and how drunk he actually was, he stumbled forward and fell face first into the floor.

__ only laughed and took a swig from her glass, wiggling like a slug with her hands in the air after. "I fuckin LOVE this song!" she squealed and set down her glass. "Dena. DEEEEEEEEEENA!" she ran over to him and grabbed his face in her hands. She was a smiling mess. She pulled on his face then ran her hands down the sides of his neck, then rested them on his chest.

'Is she...' Dean thought to himself.

She began drumming on his chest lightly to the beat of the song, while swinging side to side. "Dance with meeeeeee!" She giggled and stumbled into him. "WhOOPSIES! oh maaaaaan. Okay. Im gonna get you a dink. Drink. Lmao what if i said Dick?" She laughed hysterically and Sammy, sitting up from the ground, laughed too.

"Okay im taking you two back to the motel."

__ began to whine. "Nooooooooo! Im having funn! Im drunk so I dont have to worry about anyyytin. *anything. I dont hate myself right now. I dont feel pain or the depressing thoughts. I dont want to die right now. Im happy." She smacked both of her hands on the sides of Deans face and squished him.

"No __! Sammy get up. We're heading back right now."

"Okie dokie!" Sammy stood up and stumbled through the crowd while screaming 'wwwoooooooooooooo' the whole way.

__ and Sam are actual five year olds when drunk.

Dean lifted __ into his arms and she once again complained. "PIGGY BACK RIGHt. *Ride!"

"Holy fuck. Okay. Okay piggy back ride it is." He set her down and she giggled, hopping onto his back and nipping at his neck.

"Youre cute. And bossy." She laughed and nibbled on his ear lobe." You know, I can tell that you think im hot. Im not a good person Dean. You dont want anything to do with me. All the people i love die... Hey...how do you feel about alpacas?" She laughed and kicked her legs back and forth, making it difficult for Dean to hold on.