Imagine that your 8-year-old cousin is on the vacation by your grandma. You are also here, with your 'friend with benefits', (old) Robert Plant. You find out that he's absolutely charming when playing with him and you also join them. One day comes your neighbour, a 7-year-old girl. Some shots:
*You all three are playing Ludo. You say to the girl: 'Hey, Lucy, I have to warn you - Robert is terribly good at it. Be careful. Yesterday he scored 3 times.' He deeply looks at you, winks at you and says: 'Four. Four times.'
You start to giggle and your cousin says: 'Nope, it was three times.'
Robert suddenly wakes from hypnotizing you and says him, being fake confused: 'Was it? I don't remember.' He winks at you again.
*The girl is having a luch at home. Robert calls your cousin: 'Hey, Johnny, c'mon.'
'What's up?'
'Do you like Lucy?'
'Yes, she's nice.'
'Obviously, but...don't you have a crush on her?'
Suddenly you raise your head from the screen of your mobile phone and say: 'Hey, baby, don't learn him the techniques you used on the groupies.'
'They were comming by themselves.'
'So no leather pants, okay?'
Johnny looks confused and says: 'What are you talking about?'
'Upbringing.' you say and you and Robert start to laugh.
*'What about soccer, Johnny?' asks Lucy.
'Why not?' says Johnny.
Robert immediately asks her: 'Can we also play?'
'Obviously.'
'C'mon, baby. I want you in my team.' he tells you, grabbing your hand, pressing his pelvis to yours and touching your butt.
You smile and ask him: 'FC Mordor, are you OK with that?'
'Absolutely OK. And this is not the last time we play today, remember.'
'I will be the goalkeeper.'....'Tonight.' you whisper in his ear.
Suddenly, you can clearly see little lights in his eyes. He ties a bun, hypnotizing you and widely smiling.
*You three go for a walk and Robert grabs your hand.
'The people in here will be confused - prejudice, you know.' you warn him.
'Fuck them. And fuck you...hard.' he says, silently.
