Peter and Brian in 'Rabbit-Busters'

Introduction

Family Guy presents:

Peter Griffin and Brian Griffin as Wallace and Gromit

In

'RABBIT BUSTERS'

By

Bobby South

Well, here it is: the Seth MacFarlane cartoon adaption of critically-acclaimed, box office smash, multi-award winning class, The Cruse of Were-Rabbit.

Note: I do not own any of these. Wallace and Gromit were created by the animation god, Nick Park, and Family Guy was created by the unique and ingenious Seth MacFarlane, who have made England and America the best friends ever.

Cast List

• Peter Griffin as Wallace

• Brian Griffin as Gromit

• Chris Griffin as Hutch

• Lois Griffin as Lady Companula Tottingham

• Carter Pewterschmidt as Victor Quartermaine

• James Woods as Philip

Townsfolk

• Hebert the Pervert as the Vicar

• Bruce as P.C. Mackintosh

• Babs Pewterschmidt as Mrs. Mulch

• Horace as Mr. Mulch

• Carl as Mr. Growbag

• Glenn Quagmire as Mr. Leaching

• Jonathan Weed as Mr. Dibber

• Cleveland Brown as Mr. Caliche

• Cleveland Brown Jr. as Master Caliche

• Bonnie Swanson as Mrs. Girdling

• Meg Griffin as Miss Thrip

• Seamus as Mr. Crock

• Mort Goldman as Mr. Windfall

• Muriel Goldman as Mrs. Windfall

Rabbit extras

American Dad!: Stan Smith, Francine Smith, Steve Smith, Hayley Smith, Snot, Barry, Toshi, Jeff Fischer, Jackson, Dick, Sanders, Terry and Greg, Debbie Hyman and Lindsay Coolidge and Bullock.

The Cleveland Show: Donna Tubbs, Roberta Tubbs, Rallo Tubbs, Lester, Kendra, Ernie, Holt, Terry, Kenny West, Federline Jones and Coach Charles McFall.

Other Pests

• The Evil Monkey as himself

• Erine the Giant Chicken as himself

• Connie D'Amico, Lisa Sliver (from American Dad!) and Lacey Stapleton (from The Cleveland Show) as the Three Sirens from Venice

• Stewie Griffin as Feathers McGraw

• Tim, Arianna and Raymond the bears (from The Cleveland Show) as themselves

• Jasper as Jasmit (Gromit's cousin)

Recurring Characters:

• Tom Tucker as himself

• Diana Simmons as herself

• Ollie Williams as himself

• Tricia Takanawa as herself

• Dr. Hartman as the Dresser Robot Mark 1

• Consuela as the Dresser Robot Mark 2

• Klaus the Goldfish (from American Dad!) as himself

• And Mayor Adam West as himself

The Griffins were at the Mall, carrying lots of shopping bags.

"Lois, are we done yet?" asked Peter. "I want to get home in time for True Detective!"

"Yes, we're done, Peter," said Lois. "Boy, these bags are very heavy. Let's go in the elevator."

After they all got in, Brian pressed for the first floor and the elevator went down, but just before it could touch the floor, it stopped! It was between the first and the second floor.

"Oh, my god!" cried Lois. "We're stuck!"

"Holy Crap!" cried Peter. "And they're already closing up!"

And he was right. The whole mall was dark and locked up.

"Calm down, everyone!" yelled Brian. Everyone went quiet. "I'll call 9-1-1."

"For those terrorists to come again?" asked Peter.

"No, Peter, I meant the emergency services!" Brian dialled the phone. "Help. My family and I are trapped in the elevator at the mall." He put the phone back. "Well, all we can do now is wait."

"What shall we do?" asked Meg.

"We only brought clothes," complained Peter. "We have no food, no books, no DVDs and nothing to do."

"Well, I could entertain you with a story," offered Brian.

"Don't forget your Faster Than the Speed of Love, Brain," Stewie said. "It didn't make a cent."

"Yeah, well, this story is different," snapped Brian. He cleared his throat. "Now, it was on a dark night in West Wallaby Street..."