Oh jeez, Gannondorf hit me into the cannon! Whoops, I mean Cannondorf! HARHARHAR, get it :3 okay, that was horrible.
"Fox, what's that cool move you've got with the fire?"
"Firefox!"
"Right, and what are your other moves, Internet Explorer and Chrome?"
Mario: I met a knight today!
Link: What was his name? I wasn't in that battle. (E3 video)
Mario: Metaknight.
Link: No, his name.
Mario: Metaknight!
Link: SCRAHHHH!!! *spin attack*
How you doing in math, Shulk? IM REALLY FAILING IT!!!
I should do opera, cause I'm freakin OP at dis game! *goes into rock form as Kirby over a cliff against level 2 cpu*
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