Sweet Nothing In My Ear

Wedding Panick

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Today was the wedding. Monica and Chandler servived the no sex pact Phoebe suggested. They came close once when they got into a fight about the wedding because Chandler wasn't any help with planning but Monica would always tell him to leave; she would take care of it. Chandler suggested makeup sex, Monica said no but they made out for nearly twenty minutes while unbuttoning and unzipping each other's clothes.

A lot happened over the last two months before the wedding. Joey and Phoebe got engaged to be married and set the date. Rachel and Ross went to the Doctor for the baby. It turned out to be false labor, she is due in a week.

Chandler won the argument about the dog. Alex was pretty upset.

Christmas went well, they all got together and celebrated. Which brings us back to today, December 31, New Years Eve. Monica and Chandler's wedding day.

Chandler stayed with Joey while Phoebe stayed over at Monica's.

Chandler was so nervous. "Something is going to happen, I'm going to be a terrible husband and she won't love me anymore." He told himself "I'm going to screw it up. I just know it. I'll get to the alter and not know what to say. I won't remember my vows, I'm going to be sweating with nerves and smell. Monica's not going to want to marry a sweaty man who smells and is a terrible screw up." Chandler said out loud.

Joey came in the apartment from checking on Phoebe and Monica. He went to Chandler's room to see if he was ready to go to the bar. That's what they did with Ross before his wedding. They went to the bar and had a couple drinks. Their last drinks as three single men. But this time it would be as two single men and one whore.

Joey walked in and saw his bed empty and the suit still neatly folded on the chair in the corner. He walked over to them when he saw a note on top. He picked it up and read it.

"I can't, I know already I'm gonna be a terrible husband. Tell Monica i'm sorry."

Joey stood there confused. He read it over and over again.

Ross walked through the door and saw Joey sitting on one of the bar stools with a note in his hands "What's that?" He asked

Joey handed him the note.

"I can't, I know already I'm gonna be a terrible husband. Tell Monica i'm sorry." He read out loud

Ross looked up at Joey "Oh my God..."

Monica and Phoebe were in the kitchen doing each other's make up when Rachel walked in "Hey." She said a little sad

"What's the matter?" Phoebe asked

"I don't want to be pregnant anymore. I just want the baby to come out already." She said sitting down at the table.

"It will soon." Phoebe said

Alex walked out of his room.

"Honey, the boys are across the hall. Can you go over there and make sure their up and getting ready." She told him.

Alex nodded and did so. He walked through the door and saw Ross and Joey in the kitchen.

They saw Alex come in "Hey how's your mom doing?" Ross asked

Alex shrugged and went over to the bar stool and sat down "Do you have poptarts?" He asked still tired from when he just woke up.

Joey got him a poptart as Ross still tried to reach Chandler on his phone.

Alex was eating his poptart when he noticed something "Where's my dad?" He asked looking around and not seeing him anywhere.

Ross and Joey looked at Alex. "Well...we aren't completely sure but I'm sure he'll be back in time for the wedding." Ross said trying not to get Alex nervous that his dad left and probably isn't coming back.