The Bad Boy Experiment

5

Author: Kaylee

A/N: Thank you 

"The most basic way to get someone's attention is this: Break a pattern."

"Phil Lester is in love with you!"

Dan had heard quite enough of these words. If only the words Phil, Lester, love, and you, could be banned from being said around him.

"Are you in love with Phil Lester?"

He couldn't go anywhere without someone coming up to him and saying something like that. Of course, Dan couldn't reply to a question like this very simply. He'd have to comment. Dan wasn't that great at lying, and he was quite in love with Phil. The way Phil spoke, the way he moved, how he looked. Everything about him was just perfect.

"Is Phil Lester your boyfriend?"

"No." If only he was..

Dan became more and more aggravated as the day progressed. In his last period of the day, he scribbled down a note in his red ink pen.

Urgent. Big tree asap. -DH

Dan charged through the hallway, shoving into anyone who wouldn't move before he got to them. He approached Phil without making it look like he was approaching and crashed into him as he would to anyone else at this time, only he dropped the note for Phil, then stomped away.

Dan didn't make any stops before heading to the tree. Dan hid from others by pretending to look for something in his bag, when suddenly he felt a light tap on his shoulder.

Dan shot up and swung his arm out to punch who ever tapped.

"Whoa.. It's okay Dan! It's me." Phil said backing away.

"That's the point, Phil." Dan said with acid on his lips.

"Wha-what do you mean Dan?" Phil stuttered.

Dan stalked closer to Phil.

"You know what I mean you fucking traitor. You lied to me. You said no one would find out."

Dan swung again. Phil quickly caught on to what was happening then dived for Dan's legs. Both fell over, Phil atop of Dan. Phil pinned Dan down so that he couldn't attempt any more hits at him.

"Listen, I didn't tell them you were.. you know, but I did say that I had a crush on you.. I'm sorry I just-"

"I so called it! You two are so gay for each other!" A brunette haired girl said while snapping a picture of them, then running away.

"Shit. That picture looked so wrong.." Dan hissed. "Get off of me."

Phil obliged and climbed off of Dan.

"Dan, you have to hear me out here. I didn't tell anyone about you being-"

"Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up! Come on." Dan said standing up and fast walking away.

Phil quickly followed Dan all the way to the... Bathrooms...? This situation only became more awkward when he pulled Phil into the handicapped stall with him.

"So you didn't tell anyone.. They just made it up? They don't know about me? Do they even know anything about us?" Dan questioned.

Suddenly, the bathroom door swung open. Dan jumped up on the toilet seat.

"What the-"

"Shh.." Dan hushed

Two people were talking to each other only to go silent and 'do their business'. A sink turned on and the door opened again. Dan hopped down from the on, the door opened and shut.