Opposite Day! (or: !yaD etisoppO)

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Me: Okay, so until we get a Ask, Dare, or anything else, we're gonna do something fun!

Druzy: And what might that be?

Me: Well, first off, I have three more new characters today!

????: HI!

Smoky Q.: Hello everyone, I am Smoky Quartz, but you can just call me Quartz!

Chrysoberyl: I'm Chrysoberyl, nice to see you all!

Realgar: And I'm Realgar.

Me: Ummm....Do you want to say hi to everyo-

Realgar: No.

Me: Okay then well, lets just get sta-

Realgar: I don't want to do anything fun.

Me: Can you let me finish please? Okay, we're going to have an opposite day! It's Wedensday and a lot of people say that Wedensdays are opposite days!

Steven: Were's Pearl?

Me: That's the fun part! She doesn't know what opposite day is, so she will be our victim!

Everyone: O_O

Me: Ahem, I mean, victim of FUN!

Everyone: Ohhhhh.

Me: TO THE TEMPLE!

Peridot: Do we have to go?

Me: Yes, now stahp yo whinin'!

Jasper: I'm not participateing.

*I summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon*

Me: Now?

Jasper: Nah.

*Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon*

Me: Now?

Jasper: Nope.

*Stardust, Yubel, Utopia, Dark Magician, and Cyber End Dragon W/ B.E.D. & B.E.U.D.*

Me: NOW.

Jasper: You could still do better.

Me: I COULD STILL DO BETTER?! I'LL SHOW YOU BETTER!

*Summons all three God Cards*

Me: HOW'S THAT FOR BETTER?!

Jasper: I could take 'em on.

Me: Obelisk, pound her to the ground.

*Obelisk prepares a punch*

Jasper: Okay, fine! I'm going, jeez.

Druzy: Yay! Jaspy's comin!

Jasper: I told you not to call me that.

Druzy: As long as you call me "Druz", I'm calling you "Jaspy"!

Me: Go inside you two!

*Pearl is cleaning up and Amethyst makes a mess*

Pearl: AMETHYST! I just cleaned that! You're going to clean that up this instantant!

Amethyst: Okay.

*walks past mess and flops onto the couch*

Amethyst: There.

Pearl: I told you to pick it up!

Amethyst: I'm doing what you told me to!

*Jasper walks in and starts messing around with things*

Pearl: What is she doing here?! *Notices Peri and Lappy* WHAT ARE ALL THREE OF THEM DOING HERE?! Garnet, aren't you going to do something about them?!

Garnet: Sure. * Sits down with Lappy and Peri* I'm doing something about it.

Pearl: What is wrong with everyone?! Topaz, will you help me clean things up?

Topaz: No problem! *picks up mess*

Pearl: Somebody has common-

*Topaz throws garbage at Pearl*

Topaz: I cleaned it up!

Pearl: WHY WOULD YOU THROW GARBAGE AT ME?!

Me: SUPRISE!

Everyone: IT'S OPPOSITE DAH!

Pearl: Really?

Garnet: Okay. Jasper, Peridot, Lapis...
Gat out.

Lapis: Aww...I wanted to hang out with Steven...

Jaspy&Peri: Yay!

Me: Well that was entertaining! Request stuffs U guyz!

C YA! :D

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