1.Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.
2.If you fall, I’ll be there. – The floor
3.If Barbies not a slut then why do people buy her boyfriend?
4.I don’t know karate but, I do know crazy and, I’m not afraid to use it.
5.When someone says “expect the unexpected” slap them in the face and say “you didn’t expect that did you?
6.When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed they are not it.
7. should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.
8.School is killing us. Textbooks are made from paper, paper is made from trees, we need trees for oxygen. Thus, school is killing us.
9.Never go to be angry. Stay awake and plot revenge
10.If you tickle me, I’m not responsible for your injuries.
11.Be honest, if people could hear what you are thinking, you would be in a mental hospital.
12.I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
13.I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to “single.” I fight with my parents all the time but you don’t see me change my status to “orphan.”
14.Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
15.If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.
