Kuroshitsuji Crack

SEBASCHICKEN

Yanagi: They said he could be anything...

Aki: So he became a...?

Yanagi: A CHICKEN
*look at the media, that is the picture which was sent with this text.*

Yanagi: Yes this is what I've been wasting my time on the chicken shape took so long.

Yanagi: I had to get it just right

Yanagi: Well if you thought the Sims cooking people was bad, here's a Sebaschicken.

Yanagi: Sheal ah hev nu leyfe

Aki: GEHT OWT SEBASCHEAN

Yanagi: EHM SAHRREH SHEAL

Aki: AHR YOU WONE HEHL UV A BUHTLAR OHR CHAHCKEHN

Yanagi: EYM YER CHARKEHN BUAHTLUR SHEAL

Aki: OHKAHEY SEBASCHEAN

Yanagi: EYM WOHN HEHL UV A CHACKIHN BEHTLIR SHEAL

Aki: OH MAI SEBASCHEAN YOU AHR

Yanagi: EH NU RYT

Yanagi: EHM A CHERHKIHN SHEAL EET MEH

Aki: BUHT THAHT WOOUD BE KANIHBALLIHISHM

Yanagi: EH MEEN EEET MEH PRIHVEHTS BC ILY BEBEH

Aki: WAHT TEH HEHL SEBASCHEAN

Yanagi: YOU MEEN WAHT THEH WOHN HEHL UV A CHAHKEN BUHTLIR

Yanagi: If the real Ciel and Sebastian got a hold of our phones...just imagine it....
Ciel:  ...
Sebby: ...
Ciel: ...
Sebby: ...
Ciel: ...
Sebby:
Ciel: we are never to speak of this to anyo-
Sebby: *wearing chicken costume* AHM WOHN HEHL UHV A CHAHKEHN BAHTLAIR SHEAL.
Ciel: well.
.....
Fuck.

Aki: OMF YESSSSS

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Ok hai it's Yanagi (Willow actually but Willow in Japanese sounds cooler and I'm just otaku gomi like that so deal with it. )

Umm

Yeah

This is a text conversation between Aki-chan and myself.

The media is the one and only, SEBASCHICKEN.

As drawn by yours truly, _-Willow-Silver-_ .

Yup.

Okay it's like two am so ehrm.

BAI.

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Hai it's Aki (Autumn in Japanese I'm weeb trash let me use it).

This chapter is dedicated to Yanagi for making that drawing!

I swear we are not on drugs when we make these, I promise.

Sayounara!