Autumn: Hey where are all the--
Willow: *has four Oreos in her mouth*
Autumn: THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
Willow: BUT OREOS TASTE GOOD
*1 hour of fighting later*
Autumn: ANYWAYS. This is a shared profile between my friend--
Willow: *ahem*
Autumn: excuse me, my BEST frie-
Willow: *AHEM* 
Autumn: OMF WHAT.
Willow: You mean the sister you got separated from at birth!
Autumn: JFC FINE. I meant the sister I got separated at birth from, Willow-chan!
Hence the name, "damn_otaku_twins" we are not twins--
Willow: Unfortunately, but we are basically the same person. We are so in sync all the time, like we think of the exact same things all the time and say the same things and it's strange, another reason for our username--
Autumn: --I already have a twin, who is an asshole and treats me like shit. 
Willow: *hugs* 
Autumn: Why thank you, Willow-chan. So continuing with this little description thingy, Willow and I like to write stories a lot, and quite a few we write together, so instead of posting those said co-written stories on both of our accounts, we decided to just make a side account for both of us!
Willow: Make sure you go follow our normal accounts, @AutumnWolf_Black, and @_-Willow-Silver-_, cuz ya know... That's just what you do.
Autumn: NO MORE OREOS
Willow: WHY *takes off with Oreos*
Autumn: You lil shit! *chases Willow with knife*
Willow: OH MAH GAH RUUNNNNNN
*runs away* RUN LIKE A TITAN IS CHASING YOU, RUN LIKE IT'S A MOTHER FECKING TITAN--
Autumn: NO MORE NICE THINGS
Willow: IM SORRY I HAVE AN OREO PROBLEM
*continues running*
*another hour of running later*
Willow: I hate you. And I'm still going to eat them all.
Autumn: Fine. Ily2 breh.

Willow: We're normal we swear 
Autumn: Just shut up and click the follow button already!