Fotsy and Buttermilk are one of a kind! Here's the story of how they became the fierce two they are and how Biglips came into the picture. Fotsy was a weirdo music teacher at an elementary school called Palenta. Buttermilk was a weirdo who refused to work because she was so lazy. Buttermilk has four kids: Douglas, Bertha, Pinichew, and last but certainly NOT least, Eunice. Eunice was Buttermilk's favorite child and everyone knew that. Anyway, Eunice had Fotsy as a teacher and the two met at a parent-teacher conference. That night change both of their lives...forever! When Buttermilk walked into the school that night, she tripped on the door. Fotsy happened to be walking by and found her. Buttermilk was in luck because Fotsy was the first person Buttermilk wanted to speak to. Why? Because she gave her daughter Eunice a C+. The ONLY grades Eunice deserves are A+'s. Buttermilk was FURIOUS!!!!! Buttermilk shoved Fotsy out of the way and Fotsy flew onto the wall and stuck. Buttermilk was blown away that Fotsy was so fat that she stuck to the wall. Fotsy was kicking and screaming. "Yagaloolalou!!!" Get me off the wall!!!!!" Buttermilk made a run for it. She escaped into the bathroom and fell into the toilet. "FOTSY HELP ME!!!!" Buttermilk screamed. Luckily, Fotsy came running into the bathroom because she had to pee like a racehorse. "Buttermilk, I'll get you out of this toilet if you let me give the grade your daughter deserves." Buttermilk thought a bit. She felt her underwear get wet and that's when she said, "Alright! Just get me out of here!!" Fotsy pulled and pulled but Buttermilk is just so huge! She finally let out her inner man and yelled "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" At the same time as she was pulling Buttermilk. Finally Buttermilk popped out of the toilet and used the blow dryer to dry her butt. And that's how the friendship of Fotsy and Buttermilk started.
