Make Me (ZoroxUsopp) One Piece

Part 4: The End

-The next morning-

Usopp wakes up with a stinging pain in his hips. He glares towards the cause of it and sees Zoro is still sleeping. The sniper looks around in the bedroom and sees that Luffy and Chopper are also awake. "Hey Usopp, can you continue the story now?" asks Chopper and Luffy as he sees that the black haired man is looking at them. "Sure, why not?" 'if I lie when he is asleep he will never notice that I lied in the first place' Usopp thinks to himself with a smug grin on his face.

"One of them jumped out of the water with an open mouth to show off his sharp teeth. I was taken back by the sight but quickly recovered and grabbed my slingshot. I locked on the shark and before he fell back in to the water I hit him right between his eyes"

"What kind of story are you telling, Usopp?" says a dark voice. Usopp gets as white as a ghost and looks over his shoulder to see a very scary Zoro. "Uhm... I am n-not telling a-anything" "But Usopp I thought-" Usopp quickly puts a hand over Choppers mouth. "Well..." Zoro still looks like he is about to kill someone. "What is all this noise? I could hear it in my sleep, oh never mind I don't have any ears, yohohoho" They hear Brook say as he gets up. "They are just their usually self's, don't mind them" they hear a lazy voice say, look to where it is coming from and see Sanji. "What are you still doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in the kitchen where you belong?" Zoro scuffs at the blonde. "What are you doing up? You are normally still asleep now" Sanji shouts back immediately awake. "Chopper, Brook let's go outside" Usopp whispers a little scared of the two starting to fight again in the small room.

"Is Sanji awake?" Nami asks when she sees Usopp, Chopper and Brook leave the boys-room. "Yes, he is awake..." Usopp starts. "But he is a little busy" Chopper continues. "In fight with Zoro" Brook finishes. "It doesn't surprise me, but why in the morning?" Nami asks a little bit confused. "SHUT YOUR FACE AND DON'T TALK TO ME FOR TE REST OF THE DAY!" "LIKE I WAS PLANNING TO DO THAT!" The foursome hears as the swordsman and the cook walk out of the boys bedroom. "That doesn't sound good" Brook and Chopper say in unison. "At least it will be quiet during the breakfast" Robin says as she walks past the foursome.

"Usopp! Pleeeeaaaaassseeeee! Finish your story!" Luffy and chopper whine as the whole crew is seated by the table. "I am sorry but I forgot how it went" Usopp lies at which he gets a kick from Zoro to his leg. He tried to hide to pain in his voice as he confesses: "I didn't forgot, it never happened. The whole story is a lie" "What? It isn't true?" Chopper asks tears forming in his eyes. "I am very very sorry Chopper, but it isn't true" Usopp says again feeling guilty for getting Chopper hopes up to believe that he was a brave man.