"Vegas baby!" Gemini yells out while popping open a bottle of champagne. Cancer is already scared to death that everything will turn out like 'The Hangover', while Aquarius is praying that it does. Aries makes sure that it does by secretly giving everyone roofies. The next morning, Virgo wakes up with a splitting headache. To their shock, they find Capricorn with a newly shaved head crying on the bathroom floor. Sagittarius and Scorpio got so messed up that they ended up marrying each other the night before. Taurus is found passed out on the couch, dressed up like Elvis. All while Pisces and Leo are handcuffed together frantically running around trying to find Libra, who is missing...
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The Zodiac Signs
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